Question of the Day - Friday Edition

What accents / dialects can you do? (If you can, voicepost your accents and put a link in the comments :D)

Another quote...

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
~ Mark Twain

Albert Einstein Quotes

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

:D