jsbrown's for sale...

[ayoub]

Me: For sale? Why?
Jeremy: to make money, of course
Me: Whose bidding?
Jeremy: you are the first inquiry
Me: I'm just an observer... but I'll give you tuppence
;)
Jeremy: damn you!
Me: lol!
Auction yourself on LJ... you'll get lots of interested takers
:)
Jeremy: you frighten me
Me: LMAO!
How do I frighten you?
Jeremy: because I fear you might actually do it (auction me)
Me: See, now you've given me an idea...
I need a good picture of you... and my take is 10%
Jeremy: and to think, I was going to post a picture of me in a tie
Me: :P
Go on.... do it!
Post the picture so that I can link to it :)
Jeremy: i need to take it first
Me: I'll browse your gallery... This will be tomorrow's project :)
Jeremy: i still haven't taken it!
Me: Hurry up then! :)

Bidders at the ready...

Go



Bid in comments... and whoever wins, gets Jeremy for a day... Travel is not included in the auction price, and you can do anything you want with him, as long as it's legal in your country or state... :D

Comments

[monkey.livejournal.com]

What is he capable of though?

We need a resume.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

He's a coder... photographer, and all around nice guy... check his userinfo :)

[jeremyb.livejournal.com]

I cooke and clean too.

[jeremyb.livejournal.com]

cook

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, forgot that :)

[wait.livejournal.com]

I totally read that as "whoever wins, gets Jeremy for a day... TRAVIS is not included."

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Well, Travis didn't offer himself for sale... but he can be added to the auction.... y'know, buy one, get one free ;)

[sivart.livejournal.com]

Carley might object... but thanks anyway :)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[cmerun12.livejournal.com]

What are the acceptable forms of payment?
Does bartering count?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That depends, what are you offering?

[cmerun12.livejournal.com]

Well...
If you consider my past history of bartering... 15 dozen assorted cookies garnered me chainmail...

And if you get 10% of the take...

I'd be willing to open the bidding at 20 dozen cookies, your choice.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

20 dozen cookies?

Sounds like a good start :D

[petrona.livejournal.com]

Euro? Canadian dollars? Pounds Sterling?

Does the tie come off?

How far can he see without his glasses? (yeah, the answer is important!) :-)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

My preference is Pounds Sterling, the tie can be cut off, pulled off with teeth, or undone slowly to a groove.
He can see well enough for most things without the glasses :)

[jeremyb.livejournal.com]

I can see well enough for EVERYTHING without the glasses, they just help for distance viewing.