A challenge

[ayoub]

Write something, anything, just make it bad.

Write your worst ever poem here

Or worst ever story

Or worst ever picture.

There's a prize for the worst thing put into the comments below... :D

My effort:

Suck my memory up
Drink it from a cup
Directions I don't know
Show me where to go
Where will my home be at
And will I find my cat
Don't analyse my mind
There's nothing there to find


Another effort:

Ho down
Laugh
Fo sho
Bad
Bitch
Fuckit
Lessgo
You da man
True dat
Where we at
High
Fo shizzle
Wot u fink?
Language
Capped dat mofo

Comments

[poetbear.livejournal.com]

i didn' know
we had ta rime
but i can rime
any old time

i can do it yo
rime on da bed
rime in ma head
riming wit Fred.

is this enuf?
it sounds real sad
it sounds real sad
cuz i'm so baaaad!
~baaad bear

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Brilliantly bad Paul!

[poetbear.livejournal.com]

send your address to:
Wm. Paul Smith
1208 West 13th Street
Tempe AZ 85281-6312
USA
for a personalized yultide card.

~paul

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Will do :)

[artist-writer.livejournal.com]

So. There was like this girl
and her name was like Peal
We met on like a tilt-a-whirl
and it was all like a swirl
And like this guy
Always like made her cry
So. He just like die.
Or something.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Bad poetry can be fun :D

[artist-writer.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

giggles?

You should write some more then!

[artist-writer.livejournal.com]

Nah -- I'll let someone else try for the prize. ::smiles::

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

[xjenavivex.livejournal.com]

lol go jenn go

[hyrukpyo.livejournal.com]

my head really hurts
and i just woke up
my head really hurts
so i might just throw up
and try to make it go away
then maybe later today
i'll eat a hot fudge sundae
that'll make my head really hurt!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[shadowshape.livejournal.com]

there once was a virgin from blackpool
who made people stutter and stare
Coz you know a virgin Blackpool
is something extremely rare

xxx

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

That's excellent!

[pandoralily.livejournal.com]

oh love!
oh rapture!
oh dove!
oh darling!
oh i'm-running-out-of-words-so-let's-just-stop-now!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

i found it!

[hyruspoetry.livejournal.com]

the WORST pic i took of myself EVER!

i was making all sorts of weird faces, and this came out

Re: i found it!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

That's an odd expression :)

Re: i found it!

[hyruspoetry.livejournal.com]

you mean SCARY!

Re: i found it!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

lol!

You're not scary :)

[xjenavivex.livejournal.com]

if i could just be
be a tree
would i be free
or uprooted and lost
tossed
out to sea

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be a bad poem?

[xjenavivex.livejournal.com]

um yeah.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

I thought it was quite good, actually :)

[xjenavivex.livejournal.com]

thank you