A challenge
Nov. 15th, 2005 01:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ayoubWrite something, anything, just make it bad.
Write your worst ever poem here
Or worst ever story
Or worst ever picture.
There's a prize for the worst thing put into the comments below... :D
My effort:
Suck my memory up
Drink it from a cup
Directions I don't know
Show me where to go
Where will my home be at
And will I find my cat
Don't analyse my mind
There's nothing there to find
Another effort:
Ho down
Laugh
Fo sho
Bad
Bitch
Fuckit
Lessgo
You da man
True dat
Where we at
High
Fo shizzle
Wot u fink?
Language
Capped dat mofo
Write your worst ever poem here
Or worst ever story
Or worst ever picture.
There's a prize for the worst thing put into the comments below... :D
My effort:
Suck my memory up
Drink it from a cup
Directions I don't know
Show me where to go
Where will my home be at
And will I find my cat
Don't analyse my mind
There's nothing there to find
Another effort:
Ho down
Laugh
Fo sho
Bad
Bitch
Fuckit
Lessgo
You da man
True dat
Where we at
High
Fo shizzle
Wot u fink?
Language
Capped dat mofo
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(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 02:03 pm (UTC)we had ta rime
but i can rime
any old time
i can do it yo
rime on da bed
rime in ma head
riming wit Fred.
is this enuf?
it sounds real sad
it sounds real sad
cuz i'm so baaaad!
~baaad bear
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 02:05 pm (UTC)Brilliantly bad Paul!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 02:17 pm (UTC)Wm. Paul Smith
1208 West 13th Street
Tempe AZ 85281-6312
USA
for a personalized yultide card.
~paul
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 02:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 02:33 pm (UTC)and her name was like Peal
We met on like a tilt-a-whirl
and it was all like a swirl
And like this guy
Always like made her cry
So. He just like die.
Or something.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 02:39 pm (UTC)Bad poetry can be fun :D
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 04:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 04:35 pm (UTC)You should write some more then!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 07:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 03:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 03:45 pm (UTC)and i just woke up
my head really hurts
so i might just throw up
and try to make it go away
then maybe later today
i'll eat a hot fudge sundae
that'll make my head really hurt!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 05:14 pm (UTC)who made people stutter and stare
Coz you know a virgin Blackpool
is something extremely rare
xxx
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 06:52 pm (UTC)That's excellent!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 01:42 am (UTC)oh rapture!
oh dove!
oh darling!
oh i'm-running-out-of-words-so-let's-just-stop-now!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 08:58 am (UTC)i found it!
Date: 2005-11-16 02:17 am (UTC)i was making all sorts of weird faces, and this came out
Re: i found it!
Date: 2005-11-16 09:05 am (UTC)That's an odd expression :)
Re: i found it!
Date: 2005-11-16 02:36 pm (UTC)Re: i found it!
Date: 2005-11-16 10:59 pm (UTC)You're not scary :)
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 03:39 pm (UTC)be a tree
would i be free
or uprooted and lost
tossed
out to sea
(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 11:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-17 02:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-17 02:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-17 02:38 pm (UTC)