A challenge

[ayoub]

Write something, anything, just make it bad.

Write your worst ever poem here

Or worst ever story

Or worst ever picture.

There's a prize for the worst thing put into the comments below... :D

My effort:

Suck my memory up
Drink it from a cup
Directions I don't know
Show me where to go
Where will my home be at
And will I find my cat
Don't analyse my mind
There's nothing there to find


Another effort:

Ho down
Laugh
Fo sho
Bad
Bitch
Fuckit
Lessgo
You da man
True dat
Where we at
High
Fo shizzle
Wot u fink?
Language
Capped dat mofo