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Ayoub™ ([personal profile] ayoub) wrote2007-06-13 09:30 pm
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It's laughable...

Fuckheads tell morons to go blow themselves up, and they will get seventy two virgins in heaven.

I know I've posted a ton on how suicide is a mortal sin in Islam, so I won't go into that...

I've also posted about Islam's rules on war (in the same post), so I won't go into that either...

It's the seventy two virgins that is making me laugh right now...

In heaven, there are beings called "Houri's", I say beings, because they're not exactly human, according to the Quran. They have all their bits in the right places (yes they have male and female versions, Heaven is fair!), but no menses or sperm...

The number seventy two is from an obscure mention in passing from the tales of the companions of the prophet Mohammed, and isn't collaborated anywhere I have found...

The Quran itself speaks of pairing, and nothing remotely reaching this ridiculous number.

So, as far as I can see, any suicide bombers will not get into heaven, they'll relive their point of explosion constantly until Judgement Day, are guilty of murder, will not be considered martyrs, and will never get a single virgin, ever...

People believe what they want to believe, despite the proofs they have at their fingertips...

I'm just shaking my head...

[identity profile] pi-girl.livejournal.com 2007-06-13 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I think suicide bombers have interpreted Islam in the wrong way. Can you share your references to your other two posts with us? Just curious....my father is a Muslim.

[identity profile] leopardprints.livejournal.com 2007-06-13 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What's so funny to me is that alot of the suicide bombers actually shield their dicks and balls from getting blown up. They don't care about the rest of their bodies, but they PROTECT THE TWIG AND BERRIES...so they can hump their way through eternity.

Go figure!

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-13 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

I never knew that :D

[identity profile] legal-beagle555.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
they'll relive their point of explosion constantly until Judgement Day

I like that!

anyone who commits suicide, for whatever reason, is, in my mind a coward. you're put on this earth to live life as it's given, and it's difficult and unfair and sometimes just plain sucks. But it;'s also beautiful and inspiring and frightening and... life.

killing yourself is taking the whimpy way out

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :D

And yeah, wimping out is just not worth it...

[identity profile] donnickcottage.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to hear my thoughts back. Thanks for speaking out.

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] mysticpickle.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
My sister and I were just discussing this over the weekend. There was a Creationist Museum built in Indianapolis. It is amazing the CRAP theat people believe. It has a display of Eve laying down curlled up with a T-Rex explaining that the dinosaurs were ot carnivorous until man sinned. It also has another display built of Noah and his Ark and Brontisaurises climbing aboard it. Amazing huh?!?!

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yikes!

It's just crazy!

[identity profile] miriyasterling.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I had an arguement about that with someone recently about the true teachings of islam. Most people having never even read the Quran are incredibly comfortable assuming that the teachings are violent.

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
No more violent than the Old Testament... Heh...

[identity profile] wiltinwickwitch.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
bless you, Ayoub; big hug
love you
xxxx

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
**hugs back**

:D

[identity profile] fayruz.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What bothers me most about Islamic fundamentalists is their constant obssession with sex. For them, that's what everything comes down to.

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It just shows that the last thng on their mind is God...

[identity profile] amante-donne.livejournal.com 2007-06-19 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, they will live there point of destruction?, that’s some pretty bad groundhog day scenario to be in.

I have always wondered about these guys’ ways off thinking and the people that are able to twist the words of your religion from a peaceful one to one of hate. Something I guess ill never understand.

On another note, when I was in school the Quran was called the Koran, is that another spelling or completely wrong in any way, shape or form.

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-06-19 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just another spelling... prefer the Quran spelling because it's phonetically closer to the arabic pronunciation...

If people want to hate, they'll find any excuse, sadly...

from a slightly misogyniststic perspective

[identity profile] thedaneurysm.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
What a lame gift. Seriously. 72 virgins? I mean, hey, getting some ass I'm sure isn't the worst that could happen after blowing yourself to shit.

But seriously, think about how the average guy would treat a gift of 72 never-had-it-but-ready-and-willing-ready-made-hos. It'd be wham-bam *NEXT* wham-bam *NEXT* and before you know it, you've plowed through all 72 in less than a week. Now what? They're not virgins anymore and now you've got 72 whiney @#$@#! to put up with.

God is an asshole.

Re: from a slightly misogyniststic perspective

[identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA