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Fuckheads tell morons to go blow themselves up, and they will get seventy two virgins in heaven.

I know I've posted a ton on how suicide is a mortal sin in Islam, so I won't go into that...

I've also posted about Islam's rules on war (in the same post), so I won't go into that either...

It's the seventy two virgins that is making me laugh right now...

In heaven, there are beings called "Houri's", I say beings, because they're not exactly human, according to the Quran. They have all their bits in the right places (yes they have male and female versions, Heaven is fair!), but no menses or sperm...

The number seventy two is from an obscure mention in passing from the tales of the companions of the prophet Mohammed, and isn't collaborated anywhere I have found...

The Quran itself speaks of pairing, and nothing remotely reaching this ridiculous number.

So, as far as I can see, any suicide bombers will not get into heaven, they'll relive their point of explosion constantly until Judgement Day, are guilty of murder, will not be considered martyrs, and will never get a single virgin, ever...

People believe what they want to believe, despite the proofs they have at their fingertips...

I'm just shaking my head...

from a slightly misogyniststic perspective

Date: 2007-07-27 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thedaneurysm.livejournal.com
What a lame gift. Seriously. 72 virgins? I mean, hey, getting some ass I'm sure isn't the worst that could happen after blowing yourself to shit.

But seriously, think about how the average guy would treat a gift of 72 never-had-it-but-ready-and-willing-ready-made-hos. It'd be wham-bam *NEXT* wham-bam *NEXT* and before you know it, you've plowed through all 72 in less than a week. Now what? They're not virgins anymore and now you've got 72 whiney @#$@#! to put up with.

God is an asshole.

Re: from a slightly misogyniststic perspective

Date: 2007-07-27 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

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