Question of the Day

[ayoub]

What's your favourite workplace revenge?

Comments

[maeghanne.livejournal.com]

Unplugging everyone's keyboards after they leave work. Tech support hates me.

[inmyocean.livejournal.com]

Hiding client files, 'misplacing' phone message from their lovers (oh my favourite .. as they can't get back on the phone and waste more time on personal calls), not including them in conversations or inviting them to lunch, spreading false information/rumours so they can hear.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That's evil!

LMAO!

[voldelange.livejournal.com]

i don't like to revenge...or maybe i haven't met anyone that's worth the time to do it (not that i'd have a work or anything,but i could consider school that-where i gain knowledge/what a payment:P)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

You've never pulled a prank on someone because they deserved it?

[voldelange.livejournal.com]

i didn't because there is no one i give attention that much..i don't care about most of my class mates..if they are there or not it's the same for me...so i wouldn't bother to play a prank on them...

[f-l-i-r-t.livejournal.com]

I usually let those who deserve it 'hang themselves' eventually they all do. Too much faith in Karma I guess. Or at least the 'Western Worlds' watered down version of Karma. Afterall, why incriminate myself in anything, or play down to their level. If I am asked, by a supervisor about someone dubious, I answer most helpfully. Whereas when asked about good work colleagues I would be vague and know nothing.

Thank goodness I don't work in an office anymore, too much crap and politics. Blech!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Heheh

I don't bother waiting, unless it's a biggie... :)

[teardrops7.livejournal.com]

I believe that the 'revenge' will come to them, I would not allow myself to stupe to their level.
Not worth the pain or the stress, if that makes me a whip, so be it!

[teardrops7.livejournal.com]

tehe..that be 'whimp'....

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

Being so correct that not even the Mayor's Office will deny me my rightiousness.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Correctness as a vengeance...

That's a good one!

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

One time I carefully ate all the snickers bars in the candy jar, and made the wrappers look like they were still in there, and put them back in

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Great one!

[soul-incognito.livejournal.com]

being in a power of position sometimes comes in handy when you're not feeling well/lazy and whiny coworkers dont wanna work.
When they're whining about something or other i ask them to do a task that is generally supposed to be mine without their knowing it is, they don't dare question me either :P
That or...taking someone's park *evil grins* esp when they're as scarce as they are at my workplace. I chose different persons parks to take depending on how much they've peeved me reccently.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL! Good ones!

[fox-bard.livejournal.com]

Whoopie cushion.

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

I go out of my way to do something nice for the person, without being asked. Do something they hate doing themselves, offer to help when they're running late on a deadline, or (my personal favorite) catch and fix a mistake they made that would otherwise have gotten them in trouble...then they have guilt, and I have the moral high ground. Go me!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[fox-bard.livejournal.com]

It's best done to someone in a big section of cubicles. Then you just wait for the rip roaring sound and all the little heads popping up over their cubicle walls. For the best effect, Friday afternoon on a busy day.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Cool!

That works!

[suburbiadaze.livejournal.com]

Calling the wife. Never have. Don't look at me like that. We were talking fantasies, right?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

That would be a great revenge though!

[huggscancer.livejournal.com]

i dotn know. havent needed one yet. when i worked at camp one summer and worked in the kitchen, we used to spray eachother with big hoses

ice down backs work well too

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Ice down the back is Evil!

[huggscancer.livejournal.com]

especially when its super hot outside

i love having really cold hands during the winter and sticking htem on someones neck too;-)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Very very evil!

(I do that too)

[huggscancer.livejournal.com]

:-D

my grandpa used to come get us before school in high school and we would have just gotten out of bed and he would come in and i was always sitting closest to the door and i would get grandpa hands on the back of my neck, middle of winter. now that was COLD!!!!

~:-\ i miss him

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

heheh... good memories though :)

[huggscancer.livejournal.com]

yeah

[donnickcottage.livejournal.com]

I have one that's a story. It's pretty good, I'll try to post it tomorrow and link it here.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That would be great :)