How would I make you laugh? Climb up on top of your computer desk, perch myself on top of your monitor, and tickle your nose with my nice brushy orange tail (that matches my furry orange butt, thank you very much)! LOL
(Well, probably that will encourage sneezing rather than laughter, but I'll take what I can get. A response is a response, LOL.)
2- If I had a picture of myself in drag, I'd post it. I look scary-ugly as a woman. Imagine Molly Sugden wearing a leather biker's cap, dog collar, black fish nets, and a faux-leather spandex strapless tube dress that's too tight; and with the added bonus of a bulge at the crotch.
Have you vomited yet?
That's what I love about Halloween: it's a license to go over the top in order to scare friends!
1. i have a festering sore on my butt, and it's red, so kind of, i guess.
2. before i leave for vacation, my boss said he wanted to spend some time learning my job, and said we would have to switch places. so i said, "okay, larry, you have to talk about the bengals and hate everyone, and i'll act gay and tell everybody how great i am." i thought it was funny.
1. My butt's more mocha colored than red 2. I would probably do something genuinely ignorant in order to make you laugh. Probably go into my reinactment of Will Ferrell's portrayal of Ron Burgandy in The Anchorman. "Yes that cologne is quite pungent...I'm gonna be honest with you Bryan: That smells like pure gasoline."
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 09:09 am (UTC)2. See clause 1 of the present comment.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 10:46 am (UTC)2) by showing you my white butt!
*hugs*
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:00 am (UTC)2. see icon
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:04 am (UTC)Climb up on top of your computer desk, perch myself on top of your monitor, and tickle your nose with my nice brushy orange tail (that matches my furry orange butt, thank you very much)! LOL
(Well, probably that will encourage sneezing rather than laughter, but I'll take what I can get. A response is a response, LOL.)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:34 am (UTC)*sneeze*
*laugh*
:D
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:51 am (UTC)*hugs*
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 11:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 12:06 pm (UTC)2- If I had a picture of myself in drag, I'd post it. I look scary-ugly as a woman. Imagine Molly Sugden wearing a leather biker's cap, dog collar, black fish nets, and a faux-leather spandex strapless tube dress that's too tight; and with the added bonus of a bulge at the crotch.
Have you vomited yet?
That's what I love about Halloween: it's a license to go over the top in order to scare friends!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 12:15 pm (UTC)ROFLMRBO!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 12:48 pm (UTC)I guess I'd make you laugh by... whatever I do to make other's laugh. I'm short and hyper. Maybe I'd show you how I can shoot with a large gun.
BWAH Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Date: 2006-08-25 01:09 pm (UTC)*lmao*
Re: BWAH Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Date: 2006-08-25 01:20 pm (UTC)Red Butt!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 01:34 pm (UTC)Short and hyper is great fun!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 02:19 pm (UTC)i look like a squashed porcupine.........lol
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 02:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 04:25 pm (UTC)2. before i leave for vacation, my boss said he wanted to spend some time learning my job, and said we would have to switch places. so i said, "okay, larry, you have to talk about the bengals and hate everyone, and i'll act gay and tell everybody how great i am." i thought it was funny.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 05:15 pm (UTC)I think we need pictures!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 05:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 05:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 05:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 05:25 pm (UTC)I would make you laugh by being caffeine-deprived and being incapable of forming complete sentences in spoken dialog.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 05:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 05:30 pm (UTC)Go get some coffee! Your fully formed sentences are much more witty!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 07:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 07:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 07:25 pm (UTC)2. probably sit on you and tickle you... at this hour of the day witty banter is definitely out.
PS- If I do manage to go to sleep I could take a picture of my bed head... frizzy red hair= clown wig
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 09:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-25 09:09 pm (UTC)Question of the Day huh
Date: 2006-08-26 02:32 am (UTC)2. I would probably do something genuinely ignorant in order to make you laugh. Probably go into my reinactment of Will Ferrell's portrayal of Ron Burgandy in The Anchorman. "Yes that cologne is quite pungent...I'm gonna be honest with you Bryan: That smells like pure gasoline."
Re: Question of the Day huh
Date: 2006-08-26 03:12 pm (UTC)