Question of the Day

[ayoub]

What are the best and worst pickup lines you've ever heard or delivered?

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[sirenity.livejournal.com]

It's 2am there?

Oh my god, I'm so sorry - the time difference always confuses me...

[amante-donne.livejournal.com]

worst: has got to be from any of the tacky crap that everyone knows, "do you have a light" etc etc

best: never heard a "line" tht i thought was that good, once i was in a pub when a girl in front of me threw her ciggie on the floor and stood on it, i said "i bet you dont do that at home" i liked that at the time, i spent the rest of the night with er so it worked on that occasion.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Good one!

[gaia43.livejournal.com]

WORST: "Girl, you're like...daaaaamn" while nodding and rubbing his chin

BEST: "You know who you look like? Drew Barrymore!", yea, that worked!!!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

:D

[wanderingcherie.livejournal.com]

Best: So, I'm looking for a dominatrix.

Worst: Got a webcam?

[kabandra.livejournal.com]

I haven't really experienced pickup lines persay- but I've had instances of a guy kinda touching me a bit too much- you know, implying that he was interested in something else that I wasn't interested in (wink).

Oooo i just rememebered- the night that I found out about Rob being official with that other girl, I was around some guys who used the line "Hey, let make you feel better, I have a room." Eewww!! Dude, that was the one time I did not feel like any male encounters. Give me my icecream and girls, thank you.

better :)

[elizabethfry.livejournal.com]

him; my friend thinks he was at school with you
me; oh, please! can't he do better than that?
(looks)
me; oh my god, - John?
hahaha
xxxx

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

That worst one is nasty!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Oh man... whoever said that needs an education!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Sorry, this is long!

[heardthatnoise.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I've ever heard a 'best' pickup line directed at me.
Worst: I know you from somewhere. We went to highschool together, I know it. When did you graduate? Etc. Ok, everyone thinks they know me from somewhere - my face sort of blends in and it's a mishmash. We didn't go to highschool together, I wasn't interested. I was waiting for a job interview!
Even worse: Night out with the girls for a friend's birthday. A man, at least 40-45 years my senior (I'm being generous, I was 26 or so at the time) decides that he's going to hit on me because I must be lonely. After much touching and rubbing my shoulders and my asking him kindly to leave me alone, he comes back while I'm eating a huge cheeseburger. He offered to make me his Puerto Rican princess. While normally I'd love to be any man's princess, I'm not Puerto Rican and I don't date men old enough to be my grandfather.

Oh, I thought of a good one - someone once said I reminded him of Julie Newmar. I was very flattered. ;)

/book

[issabellablue.livejournal.com]

I once had a guy toss his business card on my table and say, "Gimme a call" as he walked out.
Ew.

Re: Sorry, this is long!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Puerto Rican Princess? LOL!

And nothing wrong with long :D

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Ugh!

[eternalxwhisper.livejournal.com]

Although I haven't had any pickup lines directed at me. Guys usually ask if you want a drink or approach you on the dance floor and you can either choose to ignore them or take an interest.

I've heard a lot of rubbish chat up lines though, here's a couple:

"Nice dress, let's fuck"

"Do you like my belt buckle, it's magical. Rub it on your forehead and all your dreams will come true."

"do you come here often"

And then you have your classic cheesy ones. =D

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Those are funny! :D