Question of the Day

[ayoub]

If you could pose a single question to God / The Universe / The Oracle / Other deity / 10th Dimensional entity, what would it be?

Comments

[katamphigorical.livejournal.com]

I've already had entire conversations with such entities. You know what?

They don't give away sensitive information, even if you promise them a blood sacrifice.

They do, however, tell fantastic jokes. ^_^

[dishapeaches.livejournal.com]

Can I has cheeseburger?

Can I has cheeseburger?

[saare-snowqueen.livejournal.com]

That's my favourite answer. I have come to believe that this question is one of the great issues of our time - up there with 'What happens if I take the golden screw out of my navel?'

Re: Can I has cheeseburger?

[dishapeaches.livejournal.com]

Hehe - I've never heard that one before. Is that another profound intertubez saying like 'All your base are belong to us'?

Re: Can I has cheeseburger?

[saare-snowqueen.livejournal.com]

Its the start of a verrrryyy long old joke. The punch line of which is: His ass fell off!

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

Seriously, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck...

[seegwa.livejournal.com]

Why are humans so intent on destroying one another?

[spacedlaw.livejournal.com]

WHY?

(but seriously, why should i ask something when I have already the answer? Which is 42, in case you'd wondered)

[amante-donne.livejournal.com]

i would ask "Do you have another planet where it isn't so fucked up, and can i move there?"

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

Dear God of the Israelites. Why the misogynism?

[beatzz.livejournal.com]

I'd ask...

"Is this, the way I am right now (the way that God made me), how you meant me to be?"

P.S. You forgot to mention the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster). (We wouldn't want to offend any Pastafarians, you know)

[evergladesqueen.livejournal.com]

The same damned questions I ask almost on a daily basis...
Why must the children suffer? diseases/abuse/deformities/etc
*hugs*

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

Looking back, my answer was a little beyond crass and might actually have been offensive. Prompted by my own conscience and by nothing and no one else, I withdraw my answer.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

I thought your answer was hilarious...

For the record :D

[chiropteraclan.livejournal.com]

Don't think I really have a single, specific question. There really are things I just don't want to know.

[donnickcottage.livejournal.com]

When you made "man"... what the hell were you thinkin?

[fox-bard.livejournal.com]

I bet being out there is like watching cable with 5000 channels. Tons of drama, comedy and adverts on the earth tube, but nothing's really on. ::click::

[uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com]

nothing...who am I to question?

[heardthatnoise.livejournal.com]

Why create evil and allow it to breed?

[electricsoupie.livejournal.com]

What are the winning lottery numbers?

[innerly.livejournal.com]

why did he take Alex' life so soon?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That is a very good question...

*hugs you tight*

[eternalxwhisper.livejournal.com]

How do you like your eggs?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Good question! :D