No, but I seldom want to share the planet I am on with all these other assholes. I was recently given a can of pork n' beans by some Mormons, who apparently thought I needed the charity. They were right, damn them to Hell. I do need the charity, but it wasn't nice of them not to ask. Anyways, this can of beans, with a Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints label, expired back in 2004. I call them Jesus Beans, and they are the first step in my plans to: A). Invade Switzerland B). Take over the entire world 3). Depopulate the planet so I don't have to share, or D). Inadvertently give myself botulism and suffer an embarrassing death.
(and yes, I know I put 3 instead of C. "C" is an entirely different plan that doesn't involve the Jesus Beans.)
My default one?! Why does everyone keep saying that! I had an lj friend remove me from her friends and refuse to talk to me because it gave her nightmares... photobucket appears to be down, but when it comes back up I will try to remember to post the entire picture here. I promise, it's not that scary.
Especially when anyone gushes about hollywood "slebs", diets or soap operas. Or when clothes manufacturers think it's a good idea to make mini-mini denim skirts in a size 22 (I am a size 22, and, just NO) when all I want is a nice figure skimming ankle length one. (Yeah, I've been internet shopping again, lol)
A bit. I'm working through my whistle practice playlist (I so heart my iPod) and then I have to get cleaned up and do some Druid ceremonial stuff. I'm probably going to be booked until roughly 3:30 pm EST.
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Date: 2008-01-30 11:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-01-30 11:42 am (UTC)I was recently given a can of pork n' beans by some Mormons, who apparently thought I needed the charity. They were right, damn them to Hell. I do need the charity, but it wasn't nice of them not to ask. Anyways, this can of beans, with a Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints label, expired back in 2004.
I call them Jesus Beans, and they are the first step in my plans to:
A). Invade Switzerland
B). Take over the entire world
3). Depopulate the planet so I don't have to share, or
D). Inadvertently give myself botulism and suffer an embarrassing death.
(and yes, I know I put 3 instead of C. "C" is an entirely different plan that doesn't involve the Jesus Beans.)
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Date: 2008-01-30 12:55 pm (UTC)I laughed myself silly over this.
You made my day, thanks.
*hands you some http://www.imodium.com/ and some http://www.pepto-bismol.com/ for when the jesus bean do their lord lovin' worst...
Moonlight.
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Date: 2008-01-30 07:50 pm (UTC)I'll let you know how the disease goes. *grin*
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Date: 2008-01-30 12:32 pm (UTC)Always have, as far as I can remember so it is probably a reality.
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Date: 2008-01-30 12:51 pm (UTC)Oh ya.
Moonlight.
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Date: 2008-01-30 12:56 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2008-01-30 04:25 pm (UTC)Must...stop...watching...icon...
*feels spinny (but its kind of addictive)*
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Date: 2008-01-30 07:52 pm (UTC)Curses!
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Date: 2008-01-31 07:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-31 08:39 am (UTC)photobucket appears to be down, but when it comes back up I will try to remember to post the entire picture here. I promise, it's not that scary.
I find it comforting.
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Date: 2008-01-31 08:40 am (UTC)Wow, hey... I feel like a twit.
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Date: 2008-01-30 04:23 pm (UTC)Especially when anyone gushes about hollywood "slebs", diets or soap operas. Or when clothes manufacturers think it's a good idea to make mini-mini denim skirts in a size 22 (I am a size 22, and, just NO) when all I want is a nice figure skimming ankle length one. (Yeah, I've been internet shopping again, lol)
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Date: 2008-01-30 05:40 pm (UTC)You busy?
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Date: 2008-01-30 05:48 pm (UTC)What's up?
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