I put my foot in my mouth near enough every time I open my mouth. The last time was bound to be with Pixie (unless I have done it on line with one of my friends here on LJ and just don't realise it). I'm can be pretty sure that I must have put my foot in my mouth yesterday (I haven't spoken to Pixie yet today so I'm pretty safe at the moment) I have no idea what I would have said, but it's my normal way, so I don't always get to find out.
It's not funny. It's true. I've hardly had any time to speak to Pixie today, but I bet I've put my foot in it a couple of times already. I'll have her ready to kill me by bedtime
I think I do it all the time, really. It's just that I hang out with people that are as sick and twisted as I am that when I say something that could so easily be misconstrued, they call me on it, as I would most certainly do to them. It's what makes me love these friends of mine. :o)
On the rare occasion that I have to take my car to a shop, I just love when the mechanic tries to tell me what *else* needs to be replaced - that's when I open my mouth and let him know that the word 'SUCKER' isn't tattoo'd on my forehead and that I actually know WTF is going on so quit feeding me a line of shit thankyouverymuch.
Like less than a week ago. I got to work and saw my friend was barefoot. I gasped and was like, "What happened to your feet?" because it looked like she had red ink all over them. Then I suddenly realized her skin was red and blotched from years worth of wearing tight high heels. *oops*
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Date: 2008-02-28 09:05 pm (UTC)And I'm sure she finds it endearing at times :D
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Date: 2008-02-28 09:09 pm (UTC)It's the finding it endearing at times that keeps me alive. :o)
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Date: 2008-02-28 08:30 pm (UTC)Before today, neither do I :D
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Date: 2008-02-28 01:46 pm (UTC)(but then again, why would anyone?)
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Date: 2008-02-28 08:32 pm (UTC)That's the fun way to do it :D
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Date: 2008-02-28 08:33 pm (UTC)And I have no clue about cars!
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Date: 2008-02-29 03:49 pm (UTC)Next time, I'll take you with! :D
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Date: 2008-02-28 08:32 pm (UTC)With BBQ sauce.
Yer welcome.
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Date: 2008-02-28 09:35 pm (UTC);P
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Date: 2008-03-01 06:08 am (UTC)whole life
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Date: 2008-03-01 03:01 pm (UTC)Me too!
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Date: 2008-03-14 06:02 pm (UTC)Right. It's complicated.
I said, "Well, honey.. it's been nice playing house all day. But you don't live here. I have to get back to real life now."
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