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Come one, come all!

Comment with a short introduction, read everyone else's, and spread the word!

Let all of your friends meet mine, and vice versa!

Y'know...

Because I love people :D

I'll leave a comment too :D
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Date: 2008-05-22 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Hi, I'm a bit of a goof... I have fun, and I enjoy meeting people.

In all honesty, I'm rarely political, and quite relaxed... I enjoy the life I lead, and share it whole heartedly :D

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seegwa.livejournal.com
*buys you a drink* hey, don't I know you? ;)

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sm00bs.livejournal.com
LOL

It's all the rage... and everyone's is a bit different! ;)

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmerun12.livejournal.com
*love*

You already know me. But that's ok.

Stupid-busy married woman who is fairly upfront and blunt, gripes about work, makes cool quilts, and likes to recreate moments in history.

Will that work?

Because I'm snarky like that!!!

Date: 2008-05-22 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corporatebeach.livejournal.com
I hate introductions. How does one cram 40+ years into a single sentence or two?

I work at an international company, but that's only part of who I am. I work hard, play hard, and enjoy my life. I have a sense of humor and I like to use it. It's gotten me through life with my sanity intact.

I'm mostly friends only but have left a few posts open to expose a little of myself. If you're interested, add me. I'm out of town the next few days, but will catch up when I get back!

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spritegirltn.livejournal.com
LOL..I love your icon! that is my all time fave quote from my all time favorite movie!

adding!

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] these-3-remain.livejournal.com
Eeeek! My friends list is almost unmanageably huge as it is, but I'm a sucker for FFs.

Hi, my name is Emily. I live in Virginia with my boyfriend & four cats. I work as a graphic designer and I love to write. My livejournal has some engaging philosophical musings, but it's mostly personal day-to-day news about my family and friends.

Some randomness about me:
* My current pop culture obsession is Sex and the City; I just recently began to appreciate the humor and boy-I-can-relate-to-thisness of the TV show and I can't wait to see the movie.
* I'm developing a tiiiiiny tea addiction; it's all I drink at work all day now. (Better than soda, though, right?)
* My current discipline is frequenting writer's forums and blogs to feed my creativity and keep me plugging away at my dream of someday being a published author.
* I think LOLcats are pure pixel-y brilliance.
* Last night, while discussing music with my boyfriend, I tapped into a deep vein of hate for Peter Frampton's "Baby I Love Your Way." Dunno why, I just think it's a dumb sappy song. Though I have to admit that I own several Celine Dion albums, so I'm not an equal-opportunity sap-hater.
* I drink my coffee with low-fat milk, no sugar. I usually order beer when I'm out with friends. I believe chocolate is God's special way of showing us humans that he/she/it loves us, and pizza is one of my best friends.

That's all I got for right now! Friend at will!

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seegwa.livejournal.com
Oh boy, here we go again! :)

Tall buxom Canadian redhead studying veterinary medicine in Kosice, Slovakia. Trials, tribulations, travels, and cool (but often gross) medical stuff that I get to learn and do.

Have a gander here: http://seegwa.livejournal.com/234677.html and stop by and say hello.

:)

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mycala.livejournal.com
Hello everyone! :-)

I'm in my mid-30's, an aspiring cartoonist and graphic novelist. Meanwhile, I love my day job in facilities management at a state university. I love reading, writing, travel, photography, creating artwork and meeting new people! I'm an absolute klutz and I'm keeping the nylon manufacturers in business. I can't make it through a week without getting a runner, and my current record is ten consecutive days with runners. :-\

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Date: 2008-05-23 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castlelady.livejournal.com
LOL! What a cute intro :) Klutziness runs in our family as well in many shapes and forms :P

May I add you?

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castlelady.livejournal.com
I just posted an intro to my new friends in my journal, but it's too long to put here, and I still haven't gotten off my lazy butt to redo my profile page. LOL!

Anyway....hi! I'm Josie. I'm a single mom, a college student, a cat lover, a night owl, and a huge flirt :P

I do not roll well with people who are uptight and who don't have a sense of humor (preferably a twisted sense of humor, too). I say things as I see them; I'm outspoken to a fault, and I don't sugarcoat.

My journal is friends only because in reality I'm an under cover spy and have to keep my life a secret *looks around suspiciously* :P I hope you know I'm joking.

Yeah, I know that really doesn't cover anything specific, but I guess for now it will do ;)
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Date: 2008-05-22 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seegwa.livejournal.com
Hey there - we have few great things in common and a few great friends in common... Wanna give it a whirl?

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] az-starshine.livejournal.com
Hi, I'm Corrie. I came by on a recommendation from [livejournal.com profile] fixed_air. I'm a 29 year old high-functioning autistic living in Tucson, AZ. I grew up in Washington state and moved to the Southwest for...you guessed it...l♥ve. I'm engaged to be married to an amazing guy (we're saying our "I Do's" in August in Las Vegas), love to read, write, cook, crochet and sing. I'm a dog person (although I'm a sucker for a good cat macro), a recovering conservative who is supporting Obama in '08, a Billy Joel fan, a curvy girl, and I make the best damn spaghetti sauce you'll ever have. :)

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popfiend.livejournal.com
And she's likes me for some strange reason.

She's clearly deluded.

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Date: 2008-05-22 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popfiend.livejournal.com
I really shouldn't, but I am a sucker.

My profile has the details.

If you hear about DRAMA FREE THURSDAY or CASUAL DRESS FRIDAY, that's my fault.

The only thing that's missing is my personal philosophy..."Leave it better than you found it."

And that's what I try to do.

I don't always succeed, but I do try.

Peace.

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spritegirltn.livejournal.com
that is my philosophy too!

add?

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanda.livejournal.com
Hi, I'm Amanda -- in case that wasn't obvious from my username. I'm oooooold. Ok, 30, but I feel old. I think my profile says more about me than I could cram into a comment, so you should go read that, yes. Have a link on there to a bigass entry talking about the Past That I Want To Forget. But those events shaped and molded me into the person I am today.

People call me Batmanda. Or Manda. Or Mandapanda. Or Mandapants. I'll pretty much answer to anything except Mandy. I am definitely not a Mandy.

My journal is mostly public -- the really juicy stuff goes friends only, though. So by not friending me, you're missing out on the juicy stuff. Yes.

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Date: 2008-05-23 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tru2myart.livejournal.com
Hi amanda. I read your profile and your post about yourself...sounds like you and I had very similar lives.

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com
Hi,
I'm the snarky, silly, funny, honest, open one in the family! I speak my mind and say what I mean. You always know where you stand with me. I'm a New England transplant living in the desert with my sexy hunk of a man and two furbabies.

As for my journal...I must say I fully believe I have one of the most kick ass friends lists around. We have regularly posed questions...we all talk with each other and I can't tell you how many of them have all hijacked one another...really...it's not a friends list at all...it's a family.

And like with any family...I talk about my life, chatter on about nothing, post pics of the silly kitties, rant about the obnoxious in life and just am.

So come and join us if you wish!

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sm00bs.livejournal.com
This is SO true! :D

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spritegirltn.livejournal.com
I hate introductions but what the heck?

I am a full time college student (currently Master's in Counseling Psychology) who decided to go to law school (this fall)and in doing that am moving to Boston..very nervous but what is life if not an adventure?

I work full time (yep busy and I want to save the world!) for a domestic violence/rape crisis center. Volunteer for Habitat for Humanity and just in case that doesn't keep me busy enough I have huge extended family.

I am currently dating a guy met on LJ (be warned I babble about his awesomeness often).

Feel free to add me! Several people here can vouch for me..lol

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] libra-dragon.livejournal.com
Hi! Stumbled on over here from a post on my flist from [livejournal.com profile] mycala.

My name is Nicky. I am 31 and live in Minnesota. I am married for the 2nd time, and married just recently 2/28/08.
I work in a law firm by day and go to grad school by night. I am working towards my masters degree in education with an emphasis in Social Studies.

My journal is friends only but I love to met new people.

I enjoy a variety of things:
-watching movies
-reading
-playing video games
-taking belly dance classes (been taking them for a little over 2 years)
-learning new things and trying new things

I usually post once a day but sometimes it's every couple of days. I read my flist way to much during the day I suppose but when you are sitting in front a computer 8 hours a day and the work load may not be that heavy, why not?

I write about various things...day to day things, thoughts and feelings, school, work, movies I have watched,etc.

That's just a few things...
Feel free to check out my user info and I hope to get to know some new people!

Thanks!
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Date: 2008-05-22 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Cool! :D

Adding you :D

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fire-fox01.livejournal.com
Okay, let me think. I am Sharon. I am a feisty redhead who loves foxes and anything to do with werewolves. Seriously, I own over 30 werewolf movies. I play the guitar and I like to write but mostly I like to listen and learn and tell my own truth. I figure life is too short to iron your underwear.

Oh and.....I have an alarming number of gnomes in my apartments right now. I'm not quite sure what that is about!

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Date: 2008-05-22 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillian16.livejournal.com
You are so adorable. I am really glad I found you. xo

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Date: 2008-05-22 09:29 pm (UTC)
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I love XKCD. Especially this comic. ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-22 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] totalnutcase71.livejournal.com
I'm Danielle....I'm one of those people with the worst LJ name ever. I'm just trying to muster up a justification to pay the stupid $15 to get an "adult" LJ name.

I am a performer...theater is my obsession. I sing, dance and act as well as enable my addiction to karaoke.

I am very snarky, sarcastic, slightly jaded, but a lot of fun to be around. My posts as of late have been depressing. I'm trying to pick myself up and be a happy person, it's just going to take some work on my part. I have nothing to hide so if you want on the crazy train you are welcome to climb aboard.

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Date: 2008-05-22 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mycala.livejournal.com
We sound like we have some things in common -- snarky, sarcastic, slightly jaded, fun to be around, and working on being happy. :-)

Do you mind if I add you?

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Hello!

Date: 2008-05-22 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com
I'm a writer/editor. My main fields are speculative fiction, gender studies, and alternative religions. I talk about gardening, nature, politics, community, and whatever else catches my fancy. I like to approach life from a weird angle. Weird is good. Drop by for a visit! New friends are welcome.

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Date: 2008-05-22 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geordielass.livejournal.com
Oooh, I'd like to add you. Interested?

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Date: 2008-05-22 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katamphigorical.livejournal.com
Aw, geez, selling points. You may just have to read through my journal and browse my myspace. I'm not up for writing a self-summary. :/

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Date: 2008-05-22 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stalkings.livejournal.com
Well, I'm a half bubble off plum and a lil neurotic. Never can tell what I'm gonna say or do. MUAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yeah... I have an evil laugh... bwahahahaha

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Date: 2008-05-22 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boodgieman.livejournal.com
Mycala sent me. She said there'd be cake. :-)

Beyond the interests and bio stuff on my user info page, I'll add one little tidbit that very few people know: as of yesterday, I am attempting to teach myself how to play the mandolin.

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Date: 2008-05-22 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mycala.livejournal.com
The mandolin? That's news to me! So how's that going?

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Date: 2008-05-22 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiropteraclan.livejournal.com
Uhm....hi. I'm not sure what to say. Just finished grad school and doing job interviews and getting ready to move right now. So my world is a little chaotic at the moment.

I think this about covers it.

Date: 2008-05-22 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnickcottage.livejournal.com
I’m a vitriolic codger and my neighbors call me grumpy
My car has got no muffler and my house is extra dumpy
I like my raisins sour and my oatmeal super lumpy
and I cut down all my trees, so my yard is kinda stumpy!

(Bum she-bum
grumpay grumpay
Bum she-bum
Grumpay grump)

My momma didn’t love me much, she hurt my little feelins
my daddy used me as a mule in marijuana dealins
my teachers carried rulers and they gave me bloody knuckles
my girlfriend said I was a clown, she called me Mister Chuckles!

I disapprove of children and their snotty little noses
they come into my yard and rip the petals off my roses!
I wait for them inside my porch with half a dozen hoses
and I soak them to their bones until their evil decomposes!

(Bum she-bum
grumpay grumpay
Bum she-bum
Grumpay grump)

I love the telemarketers, I love the chance to yell
I am blessed that I can bellow to a stranger “go to hell!”
If you see me with a shopping cart, get out of my way
or just stand there like a dope and witness judgment day!

I know younger constant crabs but they’re not as mean as me
they’re the undergrowth of “Forest Grump” and I’m the tallest tree!
I’m rapacious and cantankerous; I’m vicious, curt and snide
You will think I hate my self but friend, it’s you I can’t abide!

Bum she-bum
Grumpay grumpay
Bum she-bum
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Re: I think this about covers it.

Date: 2008-05-22 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seegwa.livejournal.com
*laughing helplessly*

Brilliant! I see you both here and at the lovely Stephanie's. Mind if I add you? :)

Re: I think this about covers it.

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Date: 2008-05-22 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] editgrrl.livejournal.com
Oh cool, this is how I met you in the first place! :)

So, I'm Christy, 33, single, live in southeast Virginia with my two doggies. Technical writer, editor, and webmaster by day, crazy dog lady in training by night. I love traveling, reading, and snarking. I'm sure there's more but I'm also feeling lazy today *g*.
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