I would make you take me to Alton Towers first. Then all the main usual attractions of England. Then I'd make you take me on a tour of the best little pubs around. And then...hmmmm, I'm thinking...
Tour bloody London! We'd have to got to the south and east. Then we'd have to go to Reading because I've never heard anything about it besides how banal it is there. Then we'd go to Wales so I can spit on it because some cunt sold our old Director of Public Works on the idea that all of the principality's infrastructure was put into a geographic information system in less than two years, but neglected to mention that the City of Baltimore has more infrastructure than all of Wales. Bastard.
Then we'd go to Ipswich just because I like the name, and then we'd all go to Yorkshire and act like we're on our holidays. Then I'd have to get properly pissed at a London pub because I'm a Yank and I'd never be able to live with myself if I ever went to London and didn't get properly pissed at a pub. Cheers, mate!
We would have a home-cooked three course meal, with a suitable pre-dinner drink (gin or vodka or whatever), wine during, and post-dinner whisky, during which we could talk bollocks or watch a film.
Sighseeing, meet other LJ folks over there (like my Wife!), go to a couple pubs, eat wonderful food, see your work (because it sounds fantastic!), and do tons of talking. It really would depend on how long I visited.
Well, since I haven't been to the UK (and if I were visiting, I would probably have lazycatsteve in tow, we would likely make you play tour guide and show us all the neat spots. ;) Some touristy places, but also some places that are more 'real' for locals. ;)
Hmmm...I have a thing for playing pool. I would challenge you to a game of pool, each shot you make means I have to remove a piece of clothing...every shot I make means you remoave a piece of your clothing. The game is done when we are both naked.
Quickly proceeding to the pool table top, ravaging, nibbling escalating to biting and provocative blood play, careening towards incredible foreplay, to full blown orgasmic sex, rough and hard on the table top.
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Date: 2008-06-20 08:20 pm (UTC)Really now? Cool!
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Date: 2008-06-20 08:21 pm (UTC)Deal!
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Date: 2008-06-20 11:07 am (UTC)grab some lunch or something
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Date: 2008-06-20 08:21 pm (UTC)Cool! :D
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Date: 2008-06-20 08:22 pm (UTC)Oi! Wots all this now?
Date: 2008-06-20 11:57 am (UTC)Then we'd go to Ipswich just because I like the name, and then we'd all go to Yorkshire and act like we're on our holidays. Then I'd have to get properly pissed at a London pub because I'm a Yank and I'd never be able to live with myself if I ever went to London and didn't get properly pissed at a pub. Cheers, mate!
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Date: 2008-06-20 06:14 pm (UTC)You can spit on the 'cunt', though. It might be the first time it was ever wet.
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Date: 2008-06-20 12:30 pm (UTC)So if you came to visit me, what would we do?
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Date: 2008-06-20 08:24 pm (UTC)That would be fun! :D
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Date: 2008-06-20 03:23 pm (UTC)Chat!
Have a drink!
All at the same time.
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Date: 2008-06-20 08:25 pm (UTC)That would be delightful :D
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Date: 2008-06-20 04:42 pm (UTC)(or something else if you don't like prawns!)
xxx
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Date: 2008-06-20 06:06 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2008-06-20 06:17 pm (UTC)Quickly proceeding to the pool table top, ravaging, nibbling escalating to biting and provocative blood play, careening towards incredible foreplay, to full blown orgasmic sex, rough and hard on the table top.
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