I used to sell to a guy called Vartan Sarkissien, I love that name, reminds me of Sardo Numspar from Golden Child or some Cardassian name from Star TRek.
Some gipsies called their children Golden, Silver and Princess. My husband met a Chinese student, whose name was "Hui", in my language it means "penis".
My mother probably wins at life for this one, having been a NYC public high school teacher for 36 years. She had a girl named U Bich (really), several Spanish kids with names like Francisco Francisco, a kid named Audi, and, in the teach-teachers class she does now at Touro "College," she had a guy named Osama. Also, a large collection of the infamous my-parents-can't-speak-English Males (that's Mal-AY) and Females (feh-MAHL-ay).
We have this super great guy that works as a driver at my job whose name is Fokhur. Of course his name gets butchered in pronunciation but most have settled on calling him "Focker". Best part of his name is that his last name starts with a U so his initials are F.U. I love that!
Some of my students have last names that I really struggle to pronounce. But the most different of names I have run into here is Lizarragao (it's a surname).
My sister used to work with a gal we called Buffy and I always thought it was just a nickname and it WAS, but it was derived from her real full name...Buffington. Buffington...how do you name your girl Buffington?
Besides the usual unfortunates with names like Harry Bud (or Butts), there are the pagan community names (Ariana Spiderwoman, Rhianna, the many Merlins, etc.), the BDSM community (Lord Frost, Lady Arabella, etc.), the Faire community (Gelf, Cobalt, Gumby, etc.), and the unforgettable internet (look, I'm fox_bard! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!).
And this is all individual. We're not even talking about the group names and affiliations.
Oh, and almost every one of my family in Brazil. I have an aunt named Lux-Coeli (lukes-SELL-ee), my great grand mothers were Manoela, Francisca, Antonica and Eudoxia(EH-oo-DOKS-ee-ah).
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 09:34 am (UTC)My best friend's high school teacher's name is Cherrypea. It's odd and kind of endearing, actually. She is the nicest person ever.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 09:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:17 am (UTC)How are you feeling today?
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 11:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 11:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 11:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 11:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 11:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 11:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 12:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 12:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 12:38 pm (UTC)She *insisted* that it was pronouced 'deh-grey-ber' but ummmm...Dick Grabber?! hahaha!
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 12:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 01:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 01:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 01:59 pm (UTC)I have an uncle named Julius Cecil (which is probably the hick attempt at Julius Caesar) and another uncle named Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
So my family's names are interesting.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 06:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:30 pm (UTC)I went to high school with a girl named Liberty Justice Shubert, and her siblings were Benjamin Franklin Shubert and Chastity Freedom Shubert.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:33 pm (UTC)And this is all individual. We're not even talking about the group names and affiliations.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:42 pm (UTC)And my brother in law's ex last name was Wachter.
And my brother's girlfriend's real name is Lulu.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 02:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 03:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 04:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 04:26 pm (UTC)I went to high school with a Candace Kane. Yep, she went by Candy....
My kindergarten teacher's name was JoElla Mumm.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 05:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 05:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 06:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 06:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 06:58 pm (UTC)And my best friends in grade school were Aubrielle and Lahaila.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:22 pm (UTC)Holy shit, how can anyone top that?
Well, I had a math teacher in high school who was from Japan.
His name was Mr. Lynn.
His full name:
Benjamin Frank Lynn.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:37 pm (UTC)And the bad guy in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen :D
(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-08-28 08:51 am (UTC)