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Woman jailed for 'hiring hitman'

Not glamorous at all...

Hitmen hired by suburban women... what next? Kids hiring them to take out a bully? Or an annoying pet?

This world is so random, I want to get off.

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Date: 2005-10-26 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's horrible. I've been trying to get into that bussiness for some time, with no takers. And I charge lower rates!

Besides, I already have experience with annoying pets. My friend's mother gave me twenty bucks to snipe the neighbor's poodle. Another time I got ten dollars and dinner for assassinating a berserk palmeranian.

And still they get paid more. What gives?

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Date: 2005-10-26 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
You need richer clients... :)

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Date: 2005-10-27 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
More and richer would be better still :)

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Date: 2005-10-28 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
Hey, I thought you were a hippy?

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Date: 2005-10-28 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Not a hippy... I don't mind animals getting killed if they're annoying, I just hate it when people kill people...

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
What if people are annoying?

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
People are annoying, but they have that right, being our biological equals...

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
I find most animals to be better people than most people.

Saddly, the simple truth is that might does make right.

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
If that was the case, then the bully is right to slash the face of the innocent...

I don't think so.

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
Not right, as in "good or bad", which is a whole different subject that we can argue about, but right, as in, it's his right.
If he is big enough and strong enough to get away with it, then yes.
Welcome to world politics.

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Until all the little guys gang up on him...

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
As is their right, if they possess the might to usurp said bully.

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
But they don't and yet they still defend themselves...

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Date: 2005-10-28 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
Then they get their asses handed to them, and the bully still wins. Eventually, that bully becomes the person at school who dictates what everyone else learns, and you have a prime example of history being written by, say, the Roman Catholic Church.

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Date: 2005-10-28 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
And hence the twisted world we live in

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Date: 2005-10-28 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
If not them re-writing history, then someone else.
History is written by the winners.

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Date: 2005-10-27 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inmyocean.livejournal.com
you killed a yapping dog because someone paid you? :/

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Date: 2005-10-27 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeofloki.livejournal.com
The palmeranian bit a 3 year old kid, and the guy said he didn't know how to kill an animal, and wanted me to. The poodle... Yes. I was hired to kill it because it yapped insesintly during all hours, and was generally annoying.

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