“One toke, you poor fool. Wait’ll you start seein’ those goddamn bats.” Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!” Johnny Depp, (ibid)
“It’s a goddamn meteor!” Stephen King, Creepshow
“There is much to be learned from beasts.” Gary Oldman, Dracula
"Take me away from all this death." Winona Rider, Dracula
“Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him, as ourselves.” Tom Cruise, Interview With a Vampire
"Maybe you should kill your father." Val Kilmer, The Doors
These are just a few. I could come up with a hell of a lot more if I tried. Fun question!
"Of course its hard. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everybody would do it. The "hard" is what makes is great!" -Tom Hanks, A League of Their Own
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction.. (oh.. and the Bible!)
"We'll never make it alive!"... "Nonsense.. You're only saying that because no-one ever has." -The Princess Bride
"Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus." - Kevin Spacey, American Beauty
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting". Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? & " I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." — 'Wash' (Serenity, 2005)
* "I don't invite everyone into my House. If I treated everyone the same then no one would be special". ~ "Out of the Woods" with Ed Asner
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
-Big Trouble In Little China.
Pure attitude. Absolutely brilliant. Hell, that whole movie's quotable!
"I'm BAD Ash. You're GOOD Ash. You're a goodie little two shoes. Goodie little two shoes! Goodie little two shoes! Goodie little two shoes! Goo..." *Ash shoves shotgun under his evil twin's nose* "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
There's different kinds of love, darling. Some people you love no matter what, and others you love if the situation is right. To me, the best kind of love is the "no matter what" kind. ~inventing the abbotts~ *hugs*
"What's life without a few dragons?" -- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"It's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction" -- State and Main
"I'm finished speaking to both of you, okay? You're both fucking insane. You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, okay? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties the big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him." --Beautiful Girls (haha, it's a long one!)
"Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind." --Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me. - trainspotting
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? - trainspotting
People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. - trainspotting
I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him! - corpse bride
There's an eye in me soup. - corpse bride
Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... - god for Monty Python
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? - Monty Python
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! - mothy python
For once, there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes; a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream; a land where all things are perfect and poisonous. - velvet goldmine
No, it's our house! Just tonight we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I'd like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. - eternal sunshine of the spottless mind
Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks. - eternal sunshine of the spottless mind
I really want her to pick me up. It's amazing how strong that desire is. - eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
i think mine was the longest! there arte so many more quotes, but i have to clean. :(
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Date: 2006-03-10 08:52 am (UTC)Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!”
Johnny Depp, (ibid)
“It’s a goddamn meteor!”
Stephen King, Creepshow
“There is much to be learned from beasts.”
Gary Oldman, Dracula
"Take me away from all this death."
Winona Rider, Dracula
“Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him, as ourselves.”
Tom Cruise, Interview With a Vampire
"Maybe you should kill your father."
Val Kilmer, The Doors
These are just a few. I could come up with a hell of a lot more if I tried. Fun question!
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Date: 2006-03-10 08:57 am (UTC)Nicholas Cage; ConAir
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Date: 2006-03-10 09:28 am (UTC)"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction.. (oh.. and the Bible!)
"We'll never make it alive!"... "Nonsense.. You're only saying that because no-one ever has." -The Princess Bride
"Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus." - Kevin Spacey, American Beauty
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Date: 2006-03-10 09:35 am (UTC)And...
"I could give you my word as a Spaniard."
"No good. I've known too many Spaniards."
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Date: 2006-03-10 09:56 am (UTC)Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
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" I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." — 'Wash' (Serenity, 2005)
* "I don't invite everyone into my House. If I treated everyone the same then no one would be special". ~ "Out of the Woods" with Ed Asner
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Date: 2006-03-10 10:00 am (UTC)"Oh, one simple job! She'll be fine!" - Simon
"She *is* fine! Except for being still crazy, she's a picture of health!" - Mal
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Date: 2006-03-10 12:02 pm (UTC)"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
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Date: 2006-03-10 12:53 pm (UTC)-Big Trouble In Little China.
Pure attitude. Absolutely brilliant. Hell, that whole movie's quotable!
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Date: 2006-03-10 01:29 pm (UTC)"I'm BAD Ash. You're GOOD Ash. You're a goodie little two shoes. Goodie little two shoes! Goodie little two shoes! Goodie little two shoes! Goo..."
*Ash shoves shotgun under his evil twin's nose*
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
ANY MONTY PYTHON!
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Date: 2006-03-10 01:36 pm (UTC)"This, is my Boomstick!"
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Date: 2006-03-10 01:46 pm (UTC)~inventing the abbotts~
*hugs*
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Date: 2006-03-10 02:23 pm (UTC)"It's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction" -- State and Main
"I'm finished speaking to both of you, okay? You're both fucking insane. You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, okay? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties the big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him." --Beautiful Girls (haha, it's a long one!)
"Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind." --Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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Date: 2006-03-11 08:31 am (UTC)mine,
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minemineminemineminemineminemineminemine
~nemo
and then the .....and you killed my father from princes bride
and the o caption my caption speach from deap poets society
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Date: 2006-03-11 03:08 pm (UTC)Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? - trainspotting
People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. - trainspotting
I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him! - corpse bride
There's an eye in me soup. - corpse bride
Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... - god for Monty Python
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? - Monty Python
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! - mothy python
For once, there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes; a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream; a land where all things are perfect and poisonous. - velvet goldmine
No, it's our house! Just tonight we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I'd like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. - eternal sunshine of the spottless mind
Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks. - eternal sunshine of the spottless mind
I really want her to pick me up. It's amazing how strong that desire is. - eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
i think mine was the longest! there arte so many more quotes, but i have to clean. :(
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