I've always loved the way Brits say "bastard." They make it seem more robust than we do. You make it seem like a title.
"Ah! Jim! Glad to bump into you! I'd like to introduce to you two important friends of mine. This is Sir Arthur Wellby, the Vicar of Oxbury; and this is Bastard Michael Hedge, the Heir-Repugnant. Sir Arthur, Bastard Michael, this is Jim Foxworthy..."
Tough With A Clip Board: "Oi'm sorry, mum, but Oi'm going to 'ave to take the tele. It's oll roight 'ere, love." (Shows the clip board as two other toughs lift the tele into the lorry.) Mum With Hair Net: "Wot a complete bastard!"
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:57 pm (UTC)"Ah! Jim! Glad to bump into you! I'd like to introduce to you two important friends of mine. This is Sir Arthur Wellby, the Vicar of Oxbury; and this is Bastard Michael Hedge, the Heir-Repugnant. Sir Arthur, Bastard Michael, this is Jim Foxworthy..."
Tough With A Clip Board: "Oi'm sorry, mum, but Oi'm going to 'ave to take the tele. It's oll roight 'ere, love." (Shows the clip board as two other toughs lift the tele into the lorry.)
Mum With Hair Net: "Wot a complete bastard!"
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Date: 2006-03-27 05:20 pm (UTC)Yes... although the northern one is my favourite :) the a is more like the a in Frank, and the Stard is more of a stud...
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Date: 2006-03-27 07:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-27 09:02 pm (UTC)