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*eyes narrow*
What's in it for me?

*grins*

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**narrow's eyes and looks at Anarkian**

I have easy access ya know. . . I could hand him over and he'd never know what hit 'im.

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I hear he is a heavy sleeper, but be weary should he awake. He's got pretty good reach, and can fight like a wildcat when cornered. I suggest something explosive, and maybe involving talcum powder.

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Heh. . .I'm more worried about moving his body. . .he's not little by any means. . .

**thinking**

small body parts, or large?

I think the fingers would be a pretty easy manage. . . .

um. . .may have to do the nuke thingy, tho. . .the man sleeps like a rock. . . . . **laughing**

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Easy as pie. We put his body on a tarp, shave it and pull the teeth out, then cut the body into smaller bits. The tarp will make it easy to move. Then we feed him to pigs.

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**FACE PALM!!!**

To the pigs!!! OH THE SHOCK!!!

NEVER to the PIGS!!!

um. . .think trophy, here. . .pigs don't leave much behind.

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No no no!

The Wolves!

I must be devoured by my bretheren!

And I think my heart is a good trophy, but you have to eat it, not

childeofloki!

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So. . . .

you like being eaten by the bretheren **slight drool falls from side of mouth**

**thinks about nooks and crannies.. .. available**

wait. . .

aren't bretheren . . . .all . . . guys?

darn.

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Brethren?

Oh, I meant "Pack"

And you're in my pack...

Nooks and crannies? Want to taste? Try before you buy? ;)

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But you're the PAY OFF!!

to

childeofloki. . .

and he has big teeth. . .

'sides. ..radioactive fall out and all. . ..

ya know?

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But his big teeth are...

Well...

baby teeth...

**ducks**

And you have such good teeth!

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**looks at Loki spawn's icon**

Big teeth, dude.

The better to EAT you with.

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Big...

but soft...

:P

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Pigs don't leave much behind.
That's sort of the idea.

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not even . .. . fingernails?

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Good point. I'll get the pliars.

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**PULLS JAR OUT AND DROOLS**

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That better be a real comfy tarp for my citified skin!

And

WOLVES!

Not PIGS!

:D

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Pigs will eat the bone.

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But the bones are the trophy!

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Heh.. .now he wants to be a trophy, guess I'll have to let him get all dolled up so he can hang on my YOUR arm.

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**runs away screaming**

But... But... You're the beauty (Ummm and the brains) of this outfit!

I think I need to train the pigs to be guard-pigs....

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See. . .I just shudda caught you when you were asleep, then you wouldn't be yelling and screaming!!

You really make a lousy murder victim!!

**laughing**

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