Fark! I use that instead of the word f*ck. It stems from a website called Fark (http://www.fark.com) which I used to visit a lot. Sometimes their posts will cause a flood on the servers they link to and the server will get "farked", hence the word. I kinda like it. :) ccup
*SPUCK* as in "My brain went *SPUCK*!" It's the end process when something comes to a messy explosive yet anti-climactic end due to being over stressed; typically referring to a meltdown of one's problem-solving abilities. It's a contraction first coined by Baltimore native John Reynolds and is believed to be a combination of an onomatopoeia of "splat" and the pronouncement of defeat by quietly saying "FUCK!"
"My brain go *SPUCK*" is an announcement whiich states, "my brain go bye-bye, I can't think no more, someone else take over, I've gone to the zoo." Best example of the state of *SPUCK*-ness in literature: Ophelia after Hamlet left when she was talking to the Queen. Out there like Pluto and ain't never comin' back.
Hmm... there's "bleargh" and "kershnarf" and "poofta". I'm sure there's others. A whole group of my friends used to have a "Melly-speak" dictionary they'd written down. hehe
My current obsession for messing up the English language is adding -tini or -tuna to the ends of words. Other endings may or may not be added as well, depending on my mood.
Muchly is one. But I usually combine words or make words up that have become known as brenspeak...(can't think of any at the moment cause it's monday morning and my brain broke.) ;P
Pootie: A bastardization of Poophead and Pretty Boy (dog nickname)
Trenditional: Something that's old and common, but so silly as to make one wonder why it still exists.
Decommenced: The taking apart of that which was once commenced.
Diabananacal: The thoughts of an evil person, once wielding a banana.
Complicatory: The concept of making that which is simple and benign, into that which is unbearably complex and malignant. ie: "He was well versed in the complicatory arts!"
I use anywho alot. I add "ish" to the end of words so as not to tie my self to specifics for example "I'll be home at 11ish." "I am feeling tiredish". I tend to use "Das Gump". I got that from a friend who was trying to quit cussing in front of his kids. Insted of thats fucked up he would say "Thats Gump" or as it ended up being "Das Gump".
I use a couple - Numpty, boyo, buttie, poppycock/sock, biccy, upper tea, flaming nora, faffing, parping, fudgesticks, scallywag, Muchly, scoff - there's a few but I never remember them all until I actually say them in a sentence.
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*SPUCK*
Date: 2007-06-18 11:12 am (UTC)"My brain go *SPUCK*" is an announcement whiich states, "my brain go bye-bye, I can't think no more, someone else take over, I've gone to the zoo." Best example of the state of *SPUCK*-ness in literature: Ophelia after Hamlet left when she was talking to the Queen. Out there like Pluto and ain't never comin' back.
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Date: 2007-06-18 11:19 am (UTC)hehe.
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Date: 2007-06-18 02:05 pm (UTC)Next week it's sure to be something different.:)
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Date: 2007-06-18 11:02 pm (UTC)Re: *SPUCK*
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Date: 2007-06-18 11:05 pm (UTC)Hope your brain's all fixed now!
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Date: 2007-06-18 11:06 pm (UTC)Top five?
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Date: 2007-06-18 11:21 pm (UTC)Trenditional: Something that's old and common, but so silly as to make one wonder why it still exists.
Decommenced: The taking apart of that which was once commenced.
Diabananacal: The thoughts of an evil person, once wielding a banana.
Complicatory: The concept of making that which is simple and benign, into that which is unbearably complex and malignant. ie: "He was well versed in the complicatory arts!"
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Date: 2007-06-18 11:23 pm (UTC)LMAO!
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Date: 2007-06-19 12:23 pm (UTC)I use too many to count :P
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