Question of the Day

[ayoub]

What words do you use that aren't real words?

Comments

[avis-noctis.livejournal.com]

I say "ticken-ba" sometimes...it means vaguely "stuff". I have NO idea where this came from!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Heh... I like that! :)

[ccupguy.livejournal.com]

Fark! I use that instead of the word f*ck. It stems from a website called Fark (http://www.fark.com) which I used to visit a lot. Sometimes their posts will cause a flood on the servers they link to and the server will get "farked", hence the word. I kinda like it.
:)
ccup

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Fark is awesome :D

*SPUCK*

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

*SPUCK* as in "My brain went *SPUCK*!" It's the end process when something comes to a messy explosive yet anti-climactic end due to being over stressed; typically referring to a meltdown of one's problem-solving abilities. It's a contraction first coined by Baltimore native John Reynolds and is believed to be a combination of an onomatopoeia of "splat" and the pronouncement of defeat by quietly saying "FUCK!"

"My brain go *SPUCK*" is an announcement whiich states, "my brain go bye-bye, I can't think no more, someone else take over, I've gone to the zoo." Best example of the state of *SPUCK*-ness in literature: Ophelia after Hamlet left when she was talking to the Queen. Out there like Pluto and ain't never comin' back.

Re: *SPUCK*

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Sorta like 'splody ;)

[kay.livejournal.com]

Fugley

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL! A great word!

[kabandra.livejournal.com]

Haha... I'd say "y'all" you know for 'you- plural'... but that is totally a word in the great state of Texas :P
hehe.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

y'all have a great day now, y'hear?

:P

[cmerun12.livejournal.com]

Uff da

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Good one! :D

[delphaicdragon.livejournal.com]

Hmm... there's "bleargh" and "kershnarf" and "poofta". I'm sure there's others. A whole group of my friends used to have a "Melly-speak" dictionary they'd written down. hehe

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Poofta means Fag in england :P

[delphaicdragon.livejournal.com]

Really? I use it like "it just went bubye... poofta into thin air!" :)

[heardthatnoise.livejournal.com]

My current obsession for messing up the English language is adding -tini or -tuna to the ends of words. Other endings may or may not be added as well, depending on my mood.

Next week it's sure to be something different.:)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL! :D

[pi-girl.livejournal.com]

bestest

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Bestest is cool! :)

[pi-girl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :-) I like it.

[uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com]

Muchly is one. But I usually combine words or make words up that have become known as brenspeak...(can't think of any at the moment cause it's monday morning and my brain broke.) ;P

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Brenspeak sounds interesting :D

Hope your brain's all fixed now!

[donnickcottage.livejournal.com]

Far too many to list.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Top five?

[donnickcottage.livejournal.com]

Pootie: A bastardization of Poophead and Pretty Boy (dog nickname)

Trenditional: Something that's old and common, but so silly as to make one wonder why it still exists.

Decommenced: The taking apart of that which was once commenced.

Diabananacal: The thoughts of an evil person, once wielding a banana.

Complicatory: The concept of making that which is simple and benign, into that which is unbearably complex and malignant. ie: "He was well versed in the complicatory arts!"

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Diabananacal

LMAO!

[(Anonymous)]

Dreeble!

[mysticpickle.livejournal.com]

I use anywho alot. I add "ish" to the end of words so as not to tie my self to specifics for example "I'll be home at 11ish." "I am feeling tiredish". I tend to use "Das Gump". I got that from a friend who was trying to quit cussing in front of his kids. Insted of thats fucked up he would say "Thats Gump" or as it ended up being "Das Gump".

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL! I like Das Gump :D

[amante-donne.livejournal.com]

I am sure I use some, but I cannot for the life of me think what.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

I use too many to count :P

[amante-donne.livejournal.com]

numpty is a word i use quite often. dont know why i didnt think of that.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D Numpty is a great word!

[eternalxwhisper.livejournal.com]

I use a couple - Numpty, boyo, buttie, poppycock/sock, biccy, upper tea, flaming nora, faffing, parping, fudgesticks, scallywag, Muchly, scoff - there's a few but I never remember them all until I actually say them in a sentence.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

I love the word "Numpty" :D