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If everyone around you has a hangover, what do you do?

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Date: 2007-07-05 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alainn-mactire.livejournal.com
Laugh or kill them...depending on whether it's Dave or not.

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Date: 2007-07-05 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Which would you do to Dave?

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Date: 2007-07-05 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alainn-mactire.livejournal.com
Kill him...

He's not meant to get pissed and neither am I.
(Kind of an unspoken agreement as a result of our backgrounds...neither of us can stand seeing each other drunk as we both used to date alcoholics)

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Date: 2007-07-05 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Ah... heh... I hope you don't kill him, he seems like a good guy :)

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Date: 2007-07-05 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kay.livejournal.com
Play loud music :)))

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Heheh... :D

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Date: 2007-07-05 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warrior-olight.livejournal.com
Hangovers are a horrid plague of the drinking class. Utmost care should be exercised while dealing with the afflicted.
I've made you a handy checklist for the next time you find yourself in such a predicament.

1. Dehydration is the primary cause of hangover discomfort. Provide plenty of fluids especially water to these unhappy souls.

2. Depletion of vitamins and minerals is another issue. The B-complexes and vitamin C should be replenished quickly.

3. Oxygen. A couple of snorts of pure Oh-two can do wonders. If you do not own a tank or two then open some windows and allow fresh air to circulate through out the room.

4. Bright light. A hungover person is nearly as photophobic as a vampire. Keep the shades drawn or run down to the corner store and pick up a variety of polarized sunglasses to protect sensitive eyes.

5. Sound. Sound should be as carefully controlled as the rest of the environment. Since the heads of these tortured souls are pounding I recommend a variety of music.
Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Gwar, Wagner, Finnish Yak Yodeling are the first to come to mind.

6. Privacy. Ensure the privacy of those hungover folks. Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a bunch of hungover people tearing their hair out while Yollie Yollenson and His Yakkateers are yodeling "Inna-gadda-da-vida".

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Good tips...

The music one especially ;)

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Date: 2007-07-05 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ravyn.livejournal.com
More cowbell!!

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:45 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2007-07-05 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmerun12.livejournal.com
What I'd want to do: Play loud stompy music. Then play even louder, more stompier music.

What I'd actually do: Chuckle, offer some aspirin, and leave them alone.

Self-induced sicknesses can really make people cranky, and it's best to avoid them.

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
I kinda do what you want to do :P

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Date: 2007-07-05 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macpurp.livejournal.com
advise them not to think about throwing up near me,
or as bad as they feel now....
they will feel so much worse by the time I have bollocked them!!!

and if they moan about how bad they feel..... BOLLOCK them!

I used to work on a ward as a student nurse,in a small community hospital many years ago, and it was our job to turn on the heat on the stove under the pan of porridge, the smell of that when you had a hangover was awful....The ward sister would give you two paracetamol,a pint of water, a wiff of oxygen and if you managed to not throw up at the smell of the porridge you were allowed to work your shift.

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
HAHA! A good bollocking is fun!

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macpurp.livejournal.com
I will remind you of that when if I ever need to bollock you....

not that I think I will need to.....

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Heh... I don't drink, so I shouldn't need a bollocking for that ;)

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Date: 2007-07-05 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delphaicdragon.livejournal.com
Hmmm... that's a good question. I think I've only ever been around one person with a hangover. As in, ever. I've never really spent a lot of time with people who drink, since I rarely to never do myself.

I think I'd be likely to be mean, since I see no good point in getting drunk enough to have a hangover. hehe.

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm usually mean :P

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnickcottage.livejournal.com
Find someplace else to be.

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
:D

That's one thing to do :)

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monkey.livejournal.com
snicker madly.

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Date: 2007-07-05 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
And loudly!

Um, do what they do to me?

Date: 2007-07-05 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shamrocks-13.livejournal.com
Probably prance around, saying I told you so, yadda yadda. LOL, thats what they do to me!

Nah. I aint mean.

I would take care of them. Depending on who it was, and what not. And the best cure for a hangover is a Bloody Mary, made with Grey Goose, double shot, extra spicy.

Trust me.

Re: Um, do what they do to me?

Date: 2007-07-05 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Heheh...

Naaah, I go evil :P

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Date: 2007-07-05 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mjtheanarchist.livejournal.com
Avoid everyone...because I'm probably hung over too.

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Date: 2007-07-05 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
LMAO!

I'd probably photograph you hung over, just for the heck of it :P

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Date: 2007-07-05 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com
Mostly just smile on the inside!

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Date: 2007-07-05 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Ooooo Closet Evil!

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Date: 2007-07-05 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com
only sometimes ;P

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Date: 2007-07-05 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kosta-pasta.livejournal.com
run away from the place and smells ASAP...or probably go and buy some mineral water for poors?:)
depends.

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Date: 2007-07-05 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
:D

Running away works well!

BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stalkings.livejournal.com
take looooots and lots of photographs, audio or video and save for blackmail purposes... he he he BWAHAHAHA *evil grin* Not that I haven't done that before... *whistles*

Re: BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
LMAO!

Better to take the pics while they're drunk... Much more scope for blackmail!

Re: BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stalkings.livejournal.com
Very true! although- it is quite funny to see someone with a nasty hangover! :p

Re: BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stalkings.livejournal.com
which reminds me of a crazy Xmas party we went to years back... everyone smoked pot including my hubby and the next day at work his name came up for a random drug test. LMFAO

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY

Re: BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
LMAO!

Did he get through it ok?

Re: BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stalkings.livejournal.com
Actually, he took his boss aside before the test and told him about the night before.

The laws here are a bit different- because he admitted it they didn't hold it against him. Luckily, his boss was really understanding! :) Besides, he had worked there for 13 years they knew him well!

Re: BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Lucky! :D

Re: BLACKMAIL ALL THE WAY

Date: 2007-07-05 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stalkings.livejournal.com
I'd take that back... MAYBE...

My friend Rob from college used to go to parties and be the "designated" driver... and people would pay him lots of money to drive them home... and he'd drive them around in circles then drop them off somewhere other than their intended destination.

*chuckles*

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Date: 2007-07-05 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heardthatnoise.livejournal.com
That honestly depends, do I like them or not?

Now, if it's a group that I like, then I'll most likely nuture and care for them. Cook breakfast, toss them into the shower, give them the hair of the dog - whatever.

If I don't like them? Then I shall be my usual, boisterous, charming self - much like I am at work every morning. The 7am crew doesn't seem to enjoy my joie de vivre after a few cups of morning java (and I doubt a roomful of hungover people would either!). :)

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Date: 2007-07-05 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
Sweet :D

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Date: 2008-07-12 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eternalxwhisper.livejournal.com
I have been mean to my brother and our friends. I've bonked them on the head. Flashed the lights on and off real quick. Sang really badly and very loudly. Constantly talked when they've been trying to sleep.

I am far kinder now though. I'll make them or go out and we'll eat a full english breakfast. Make sure they have plenty of water and/or juices. Stay quiet and keep my eye on them. Place a bowl near them if they feel sick. Just generally nurse them back to full health!

I don't have a lot of sympathy for the self inflicted, but I'm nice enough to help out when I'm in the right kinda mood ;)

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Date: 2008-07-12 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
I used to make sure I wore something bright and garish :D

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Date: 2008-07-12 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eternalxwhisper.livejournal.com
That's a good idea! Considering I have dark coloured clothing, I may have to go in search for something bright the next time some is drunk xD

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Date: 2008-07-13 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
I have this wonderful bright orange shirt that's perfect :D

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