Question of the Day

[ayoub]

You're wanted, dead or alive, reward is a million bucks, but what are you wanted for?

Comments

[bronxelf-ag001.livejournal.com]

Murder.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Who did you kill?

[smwright.livejournal.com]

Only a million? UK or US? It makes a difference at a current .48 conversion rate. :)

Probably murder.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Let's say UK... :D

And who would your victim have been?

[spacedlaw.livejournal.com]

Disrupting the establishment.
But the bounty is still too low.
*goes off to wreak havoc some more*

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Great one!

[kingdavey.livejournal.com]

Mass Murder of most of my staff and a fair number of relatives

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Yikes!

[amante-donne.livejournal.com]

for being a vigilante :)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That's a good answer!

[evergladesqueen.livejournal.com]

hunting down and killing all the child molestors!
*hugs*

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

We should partner up on that...

*hugs*

[jovi-diva.livejournal.com]

I have really thought hard about this and to tell you the truth..I still can't think of a freaking answer...I will though...I really, really will....

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Looking forward to what you come up with :D

[bluesauce.livejournal.com]

Knocking off someone who can't listen when my girlfriend tells them not to touch her.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Good answer!

[chiropteraclan.livejournal.com]

Well obviously for my hands of death great massage technique...

[delphaicdragon.livejournal.com]

OMG that monster guy gave me the creeps in that movie!

[delphaicdragon.livejournal.com]

[grins] De-virginizing teenage boys. Wheee!

[spacedlaw.livejournal.com]

Hang on. Isn't that a public health service ?
Oh. Depends on how old they are, I suppose...

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

[stalkings.livejournal.com]

hahaha

can't catch me

I'm the infamous international nekkid bank robber!!!

(o y o) <--flashes ya

Re: WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Hmmmmmm Need some cctv footage ;)

[uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com]

rambling without a point

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

You ramble, I'll read... Who needs a point? :D

[donnickcottage.livejournal.com]

I wrote "For a good time call Maggs at XXXXXXX" on a bathroom stall wall... It would have been nothing except it was Margaret Thatcher's home number:)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Damn... I would have done that :D

[dolorinterno.livejournal.com]

tickling people to death!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That's evil to the extreme!

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

Good advice! LMAO!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

[saare-snowqueen.livejournal.com]

Refusal to stop making incredibly awful, gut churning puns.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

:D

[mjtheanarchist.livejournal.com]

That is too easy...and way, way too cheap.

Treason, conspiracy, inciting riots, theft of government property, tax evasion...

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a reward of ten million would be closer ;)

[electricsoupie.livejournal.com]

everyone else being jealous of my awesomeness.

to quote sammy hagar

[sideshowmel.livejournal.com]

"post my face wanted dead or alive
take my license and all that jive
i cant drive 55"

Re: to quote sammy hagar

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

[katamphigorical.livejournal.com]

I'm wanted in a different universe that has only recently learned of my escaping into this dimension. They've contacted various local agencies for my speedy capture and disposal, but they'll never be able to prove that i'm me. :D

Anyhoo, i've been accused of dumping multi-chromatics in their grey skies and planting the seeds of imagination in the minds of their children. I may have also started a small sexual revolution among the more mature citizens of that world. *cough*



Viva la revolucion!

[empatia.livejournal.com]

All of my overdue library books...I'm sure one day those are going to come back to haunt me.

[childeofloki.livejournal.com]

Violating the trust of society.

[kdawg.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I'll have to go with holding the New York Yankees hostage for 25 years.

[elysiankitten.livejournal.com]

Drug trafficking. If I'm going down its gonna be with a bottle of Cristal.

[mysticpickle.livejournal.com]

After today... stabbing the governor of Indiana, Mitch Daniels, in the knees and elbows. Rotten rat bastard crappy ass politician!!!