Question of the Day

[ayoub]

If you could ask one question to God (or applicable entity) and one to the Devil (or applicable entity), what questions would you ask?

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To God: Why the confusion in messages?
To the Devil: What is the story from your point of view?

Comments

[skygoodwill.livejournal.com]

"To God: Why the confusion in messages?
To the Devil: What is the story from your point of view?"

You answered the question to God by the question you posed to the Devil.

[katamphigorical.livejournal.com]

This, yes.


If i was to believe anything, it's that God made that burrito so big even he couldn't eat it and then had to haphazardly cover his tracks.

[sirenity.livejournal.com]

Hey - I thought you said they were the same person? =p

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

You got me there!

:D

[bronxelf-ag001.livejournal.com]

1. Why are you such an *asshole*?

2. Want to have lunch?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Awesome answer!

[katamphigorical.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say to a god i don't believe in.

However, i'd ask the devil for a light just to see if he can do any awesome pyrotechnics. :) (i may be thinking of demons, but drat it, the devil could do 'em better!)

[jovi-diva.livejournal.com]

To God: I try not to question God. Each time I even think about doing so...I just can't.
To the Devil: What were you thinking?

[kingdavey.livejournal.com]

Great questions for both god and the devil there :o)

[nadineheather.livejournal.com]

I really love the question for the devil, lol.
If it happens, let us know what he says! lol x

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

If I ever find out, I'll let you know :D

[amante-donne.livejournal.com]

Why? to both of them

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

God: Any chance for a definitive box set? Because there's a lot of assholes out there that don't get it and I think that this reflects on product design.

Devil: So what are you getting out of this?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Awesome!

[carush-girl.livejournal.com]

How you feeling today - seeing as you so beat last night?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Feeling a bit better :D

[corporatebeach.livejournal.com]

To God: How's my dad doing?
To the Devil: Are you ready for her?

[painted-dreams.livejournal.com]

Can you please clarify your stance of gay marriage?

Are you the real master of those extremist types?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Good ones!

[tru2myart.livejournal.com]

To God: Fix it?
To the Devil: Leave it Alone?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[mousie.livejournal.com]

it would be the same ?

Ok, which one of you did THIS?????

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

VERY good question!

[1jodie.livejournal.com]

I'd want to ask God about his perspective on organized religion and how it has evolved to what it is today. And I'd want to ask the Devil how he came to be.

[chiropteraclan.livejournal.com]

God: Why are phytochemicals so difficult to get to in our food?
Devil: So what's your version..how did things get so screwed up?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Good questions!

[mybeautifulwars]

Paper or plastic?

[smwright.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[honuhoney.livejournal.com]

to God: who are you... really?

to the Devil: is it really hotter there than it is here in the summer?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO! :D

[libra-dragon.livejournal.com]

To god: Why did I have to suffer 2 miscarriages. Was there something wrong with the babies? Did I do something to deserve to go through the pain of the loses that would haunt for the few years following and forever leave a hole in my heart where the love for those two babies was.

To the devil? I am really not sure what i would ask.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

*hugs you tight*

[donnickcottage.livejournal.com]

1. If everyone stops believing in you, will you cease to exist?

2. How's it feel to be popular amongst the common folk for no other reason than "you're not god".

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Those are questions I'd love to see them answer!

[smwright.livejournal.com]

1. Really?

2. (I think I have to go with Ron's question. That's excellent!)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Excellent question to God, though...

[lipzofs0rr0w.livejournal.com]

i would ask the devil if he loves me and i would ask god why he even tries.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Sweet!

[hippie-geisha.livejournal.com]

To God: Do You believe in me?

To the Devil: What makes you so special?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Excellent!

[evergladesqueen.livejournal.com]

GOD: why oh why do the children have to suffer?
DEVIL: when the hell are you going to turn down the air so I can visit?!

*hugs*

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

:D

The laughter, of course, was for the second question...

The first one, I believe, is a very valid question!

*hugs*

questions

[lazycatsteve.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't believe in either, but were I to discover they did exist:
to god:"How do you explain your irresponsibility?"
to the devil:"How does it feel to have all your hard work attributed to George Bush?"

Re: questions

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

The question for the devil... So hilarious!