He has Jaie. She doesn't want to move down there, but at this point, financially, she has no choice in the matter anymore. She made the decision before meeting me, because my life always runs two weeks too early, or two weeks too late.
Well, he lied to me too, but I don't give a shit about that. That just deserves a throat punch. Lie to my friends and hurt them, though... That deserves a long, hard death.
Oh, now, that'd be easier than a-whorin' with Spanish gold and rum: The son of The Ol' Bush himself, Master Dubya! Don't know o' no sea turtle that'd help the likes o' him!
On those days where I'd be gettin' a murderous feeling in me chest that turns me heart as black as Davy Jones' locker, I lose count of the many scurvy bastards me eyes hunger te see takin' that long walk off a short plank...
Nobody I hate enough, not even George W., that I want to walk the plank. I liked his stance on things the first time around, and I am not one to discredit his positives by killing him for his negatives. I just want a change in there now.
NOW. I do have someone. My friend Katie was 5 months pregnant with this guys second child and he left her, telling her she was no longer attractive to him. I hate him, with ever bit of my SOUL.
It's not totally personal. All Creationists must walk the plank!!!
Then we'll send the Scientologists down our fabulous wooden runway. Because frauds who bilk people for their money in yearly tithes and blackmail are scurvy scum.
Maybe Putin, too. Because Russians keep friending and dropping me.
Screw walking the plank....I'm just gonna pick them up by the scruff of the neck and the seat of their britches and throw their raggity asses overboard....
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Date: 2008-09-19 07:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:19 pm (UTC)Good choice! :D
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Date: 2008-09-19 07:31 am (UTC)I'm going to carve a blood eagle on his back.
And I already talked like a pirate today, it earned me a parrot in Pirates of the Burning Sea.
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Date: 2008-09-19 01:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-20 01:54 am (UTC)But most importantly, he lied to her.
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Date: 2008-09-20 08:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-20 05:52 pm (UTC)Lie to my friends and hurt them, though... That deserves a long, hard death.
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Date: 2008-09-19 08:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 11:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-09-19 11:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 12:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:20 pm (UTC)Agreed...
(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 12:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:24 pm (UTC)On those days where I'd be gettin' a murderous feeling in me chest that turns me heart as black as Davy Jones' locker, I lose count of the many scurvy bastards me eyes hunger te see takin' that long walk off a short plank...
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Date: 2008-09-19 10:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 11:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:40 pm (UTC)I would see that black hearted (*^*%*$ down the plank in pirate heartbeat... hey you asked.. lmao
Ok.. sheesh I edited too, sw isn't referring to the same is she???? lmao
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Date: 2008-09-19 01:43 pm (UTC)No... A different someone... :P
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Date: 2008-09-19 01:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:56 pm (UTC)I may be a tough pirate, but I'm fair to me crew!
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Date: 2008-09-19 01:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 01:53 pm (UTC);)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 02:20 pm (UTC)NOW. I do have someone. My friend Katie was 5 months pregnant with this guys second child and he left her, telling her she was no longer attractive to him. I hate him, with ever bit of my SOUL.
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Date: 2008-09-19 02:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 02:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 02:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 02:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-09-19 02:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 02:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 03:08 pm (UTC)(Also, there's a couple exbfs I'd like to push off. *g*)
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Date: 2008-09-19 03:12 pm (UTC)Indeed!
(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 03:19 pm (UTC)It's not totally personal. All Creationists must walk the plank!!!
Then we'll send the Scientologists down our fabulous wooden runway. Because frauds who bilk people for their money in yearly tithes and blackmail are scurvy scum.
Maybe Putin, too. Because Russians keep friending and dropping me.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 03:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 03:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-20 02:49 am (UTC)Yes! OMG, yes!
Uhhh...I mean...AYE! AYE!
(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-20 08:34 am (UTC)Aye Aye! :D
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Date: 2008-09-19 04:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 08:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 04:40 pm (UTC).....the sharks needs feedin'.....:D
(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-19 08:00 pm (UTC)Arrrrrrr!