Question of the Day

[ayoub]

Would you like to be my dishwasher?

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Fringe benefits include sex with me, no gentlemen volunteers, please ;)

p.s. here is proof that I can't say "no" to cmerun12... Unless I really really want to ;)

Comments

[milagro75.livejournal.com]

*cough* not sure if I should answer this or not ;)

Is there a reason your icon changed colo(u)rs, or have you always had 2 versions?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

This is a new one for when I'm in a scarlet mood

;)

[jovi-diva.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* OH ME ME ME!!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Coolness! :D

[sirenity.livejournal.com]

Nice icon, playah.

hahaha!

So how many dishes we talkin' here, hmmm? ;)

[shamrocks-13.livejournal.com]

I dunno about you, but I would freaking make a dirty dish every five minutes!

[beatzz.livejournal.com]

I'm still underaged at the moment. But maybe tomorrow? XD

P.S. Did your icon just turn red? O.o

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

And yes, I have a red one now for certain moods :)

[these-3-remain.livejournal.com]

Honey, I don't even like to be MY OWN dishwasher, despite the fact that I have the opportunity to have sex with myself all the time!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

:D

[the-ravyn.livejournal.com]

Sheesh...lol

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO! :D

[prettydeth.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... The sex part appeals to me as long as there are no small animals involved... But actually, now that I think about it... *I* need a dishwasher too! I'm an excellent cook and I think that I could offer you similar fringe benefits.

[shamrocks-13.livejournal.com]

I need a woman to cook for me, I have not had a person cook for me in like..ever? I do the dishes! *WEG*

[shamrocks-13.livejournal.com]

Only if I can get the fringe benefits while bent over the sink!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[childeofloki.livejournal.com]

Are you hiring illegal immigrants or making an obscure sexual reference?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Probably both :P

[sabatoa.livejournal.com]

No gentlemen volunteers? That's sexist!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Possibly, but it's *ahem* "employers preference"

;)

[shadowwolf13]

Mmm, the thought does have its bonuses ... though I suspect at least one of the three boyfriends might have a small problem with it seeing as how you're not in the states. ;)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Yes... They may have an issue with me keeping you all to myself! :D

[donnickcottage.livejournal.com]

How about I be your garbageman instead, and the fb is free room and board and daily tickets on tour buses:)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That could work!

Plus, sharing a drink or two of an evening :)

You want me to do WHAT with WHAT>>>?!

[pearls-song.livejournal.com]

WEeeeeel...

If I get to wear black rubber gloves, spike heeled lace up boots and a red vinyl apron with studs - sure!

*wink*

L.

P.S. and can a bring a friend? (I may need help drying you know...)

Re: You want me to do WHAT with WHAT>>>?!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That can be arranged... :D

And the more the merrier ;)

[divine-delirium.livejournal.com]

*raises hand and jumps up and down*

Oh Oh Oh pick me!!!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Yes!

When can you start?

:D

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

No. Next question?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

:D

[cmerun12.livejournal.com]

No. *shakes head emphatically* Oh HELL no!

That's just WRONG.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Indeed!

[glowy-lovers.livejournal.com]

Not even sex can entice me to enjoy dishwashing hehe

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Not even sex while washing dishes?

Soap going everywhere...

[razzberee.livejournal.com]

Wooo the icon went red!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Yup! :D

[juciest.livejournal.com]

Ummm...I don't think many dishes will get washed.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Probably not... But then, who needs dishes when there are body parts to eat food off of?

[fox-bard.livejournal.com]

If this ploy actually works, I want pictures.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

:D

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

I'm in! To hell with my dish soap allergy! ;-)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Cool!

[hippie-geisha.livejournal.com]

You mean all I gotta do is wash your dishes?

Here's a few options...I'll wash, you dry and put away since you know where all your stuff goes, and I'll settle for a paddling...(you knew that was coming...!)not that your offer isn't tempting...

...or...I'll do the dishes if you clean my house. It's not that big, your flat is probably bigger....and we can decide on whatever...;)

...OR....

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

I'll take the first option ;)

[o-annie-o.livejournal.com]

What about a compromise? I´ll bring my dishwasher with me, that´s even more effective and we´ll have more time for other things. Like talking, cooking... ;-)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Woo Hoo! :D

[michelleh324.livejournal.com]

No way Jose. I hate washing dishes!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO! :D

[kelly-pink.livejournal.com]

ummm....weeeelllllll...I think Thom MIGHT have a slight problem with that...and the whole father/daughter vibe...could be kinda ya know...weird with the fringe benefit there...

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

True... :D