"I feel like ten pounds of gorilla shit run through the sewer."
"My stomach feels like a rabid rotor rooter with too much time on its hands has taken up residence!"
"I need to go evacuate the nuclear waste from my system...(this is fair warning NOT to walk by the bathroom door without a full gas mask on or risk certain death from the smell)"
Of course these all relate to my being sick because they are the ones that come to mind first. I have lots that we use in the family... these are just ones that I thought of immediately.
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Date: 2009-01-13 11:11 am (UTC)"My stomach feels like a rabid rotor rooter with too much time on its hands has taken up residence!"
"I need to go evacuate the nuclear waste from my system...(this is fair warning NOT to walk by the bathroom door without a full gas mask on or risk certain death from the smell)"
Of course these all relate to my being sick because they are the ones that come to mind first. I have lots that we use in the family... these are just ones that I thought of immediately.