There's always a sense of impending doom right before the alarm goes off. I start to weep in my semi-conscious fog because I know what's coming. The alarm clock is attached to a mechanical device that sprays tear gas into my face then drops a hot, wet cloth onto my face, so I wake up screaming. This then startles the wolf that's protecting her cubs next to me in the most pejorative way imaginable. I run blinded and screaming across the room trying not to crush any more of the empty beer bottles strewn across the floor while avoiding the hooks that dangle from chains in the ceiling-
Then the alarm really wakes me up to rock music. I shut it off, get out of bed and shower. I make the coffee and wake up Nan.
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Date: 2006-08-07 05:56 pm (UTC)Then the alarm really wakes me up to rock music. I shut it off, get out of bed and shower. I make the coffee and wake up Nan.
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Date: 2006-08-07 06:04 pm (UTC)Rock music is almost a necessity...
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Date: 2006-08-07 06:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-07 06:50 pm (UTC)No way!
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Date: 2006-08-07 06:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-07 06:54 pm (UTC)