Question of the Day

[ayoub]

Preamble: Lets say you've become independently wealthy, but you have to give a quarter of it away to charity. You decide to set up a charity of your own, for a cause you believe in. So the question is:

What do you name your charity?

Comments

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

The Young Snipers Adjudication and Early Pornography Collection Concern, a.k.a. "HAPPY STREET!".

It's an out-reach program designed to teach kids to properly aim their weapons at their intended targets in order to reduce collateral material damage and unnecessary human loss in the inner cities. It also teaches them how to keep their nascent porn sequestered from the prying eyes of parents and school teachers.

[crescent-fresh.livejournal.com]

i fully support this charity; it should also focus on teaching proper bitchslap techniques that prevent hand injury and facial bruising to the merchandise.