A: you have to cook yourself. B: cooking entails HEAT. C: licking before cooking does not qualify as eating a self cooked meal.
So for this to work, you'll have to cook yourself, but then you'll be dead, so licking ME will be absolutely out of the question. . .I don't like being licked by corpses. . .**visualizes Dawn of Dead zombies suddenly having licking instead of biting ability**
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Date: 2007-03-28 10:01 am (UTC)What is your favourite self cooked meal?
So, in order for what you are thinking to WORK:
A: you have to cook yourself.
B: cooking entails HEAT.
C: licking before cooking does not qualify as eating a self cooked meal.
So for this to work, you'll have to cook yourself, but then you'll be dead, so licking ME will be absolutely out of the question. . .I don't like being licked by corpses. . .**visualizes Dawn of Dead zombies suddenly having licking instead of biting ability**
so yick.
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Date: 2007-03-28 10:02 am (UTC)Good logic, BUT...
You're not MY favourite self cooked meal...
More like my favourite lickable treat;)
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Date: 2007-03-28 10:05 am (UTC)Um. .. and where does my being a favorite lickable treat . .. .**confusaled** come into . .. favorite self cooked meal?
men. ..
gawd. . .
always one track.
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Date: 2007-03-28 10:06 am (UTC)