Question of the Day

[ayoub]

There's a cute guy / girl sitting alone at the bar, just over from where you are. He / she catches your eye, so you decide to give it a try. What's your opening line?

Comments

[cmerun12.livejournal.com]

Hi. How's it going? (remember to remain comfortable and casual)

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

"Tits. Ooo! Dead give away! I'm sorry! What I meant was 'snatch'- I mean 'gash'- No, wait! Sorry. Let me start over again. Anal. GOD DAMMIT! I meant 'jizz,' er, 'cum!' No, wait! Look, this is very hard on- wait! difficult for me."

Deep breath.

"Hello, my name's blow job- Wait! Ronald! I meant 'Ronald!' Heh. Nice to lick you- I meant "meet you!" Nice to stick my meat in you- NO! WAIT! What I meant was...'tits!' D'oh! God dammit!"

I always was crap with pick-up lines. Usually, I just stare at their chests while chuckling lewdly, drooling a tiny bit and scratching my crotch. They're either kinky enough to get really turned on and go for it or the bouncers wind up giving me a concussion.


(NOTE: Everything I wrote in this post except this disclaimer is fiction.)

[delphaicdragon.livejournal.com]

That depends on them, actually. I usually tailor my openings into an honest compliment about something I see about them/on them. Hell, I walk up to perfect strangers in the grocery store and say "You have beautiful hair!" or "I love your tattoo!" and suchlike, just to see them smile.

But it would definitely be a compliment of some sort.

[wanderingcherie.livejournal.com]

"So...do you have a webcam?"

Oh, wait...

[(Anonymous)]

Hey there! Ever dated a real Martian?

[the-ravyn.livejournal.com]

"Dude, you're sitting in my chair."

[uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com]

pffft...I'd probably smile and let him come to me.

[rowanchey.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wouldn't even know where to start. It's been way too long...

I guess I'd just prefer the guy to be confident enough to approach me. Then if he can handle my Rowan-esque style of flirting, then he's golden. He's gotta work for it, after all. :)~

[dolorinterno.livejournal.com]

*looks you up and down. Licks lips!* how YOU doin'? (joey style)

[gaia43.livejournal.com]

"Girl, is your daddy in jail, cause like, daaaaamn!"

hehe, just kidding. Depends on the mood, but usually I dive right in and say "Hi, I'm Crys"

[gsharper13.livejournal.com]

Depends on the mood I'm in. Could be nice or it could go something like "Do you want to fu**?"

[issabellablue.livejournal.com]

If I thought he was really cute, I'd be too shy to even look at him until I'd had a few.
Even then, he'd hafta come to me.
(At which point I'd most likely spill my drink!)

[(Anonymous)]

Me? I tend to run hard in the opposite direction, ESPECIALLY if it looks like they're interested!!!!!!! LOL

[shamrocks-13.livejournal.com]

I could be cheesy and ask her if it hurt when she fell down from heaven, because she looks like an angel. *Gag*

Naw...I usually just walk up to a woman, wink and put my mouth to her ear telling her she was divine and wondered if her skin tasted as exquisite as it looked.

Usually works.

[eternalxwhisper.livejournal.com]

There isn't one. I'm far to shy.