Question of the Day

[ayoub]

There's a cute guy / girl sitting alone at the bar, just over from where you are. He / she catches your eye, so you decide to give it a try. What's your opening line?

Comments

[cmerun12.livejournal.com]

Hi. How's it going? (remember to remain comfortable and casual)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D Sweet!

[mighty-rontor.livejournal.com]

"Tits. Ooo! Dead give away! I'm sorry! What I meant was 'snatch'- I mean 'gash'- No, wait! Sorry. Let me start over again. Anal. GOD DAMMIT! I meant 'jizz,' er, 'cum!' No, wait! Look, this is very hard on- wait! difficult for me."

Deep breath.

"Hello, my name's blow job- Wait! Ronald! I meant 'Ronald!' Heh. Nice to lick you- I meant "meet you!" Nice to stick my meat in you- NO! WAIT! What I meant was...'tits!' D'oh! God dammit!"

I always was crap with pick-up lines. Usually, I just stare at their chests while chuckling lewdly, drooling a tiny bit and scratching my crotch. They're either kinky enough to get really turned on and go for it or the bouncers wind up giving me a concussion.


(NOTE: Everything I wrote in this post except this disclaimer is fiction.)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[rowanchey.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[issabellablue.livejournal.com]

Haha! Brilliant!

[delphaicdragon.livejournal.com]

That depends on them, actually. I usually tailor my openings into an honest compliment about something I see about them/on them. Hell, I walk up to perfect strangers in the grocery store and say "You have beautiful hair!" or "I love your tattoo!" and suchlike, just to see them smile.

But it would definitely be a compliment of some sort.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That's a great way to open :)

[wanderingcherie.livejournal.com]

"So...do you have a webcam?"

Oh, wait...

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO! :D

[(Anonymous)]

Hey there! Ever dated a real Martian?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[the-ravyn.livejournal.com]

"Dude, you're sitting in my chair."

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That's just so cool :D Inventive and original!

[the-ravyn.livejournal.com]

It worked on Lou very well. :D

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That and he's a man of impeccable taste :D

[the-ravyn.livejournal.com]

::blush::

Thank you. :)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I made you blush!

[rowanchey.livejournal.com]

Awww - that reminds me of something my Papaw used to say whenever he caught someone sitting in his La-Z-Boy:

"You're in the right church, but the wrong pew."

[the-ravyn.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!  My Dad had the same line for his favorite chair, too. ;)

[rowanchey.livejournal.com]

Well, what I read from your posts about your father is that you two had a wonderfully close, intimate relationship that is rare and, I'll admit, enviable. I know my father and I will never achieve that closeness in our lifetime.

But, I find it a coincidence that your father used to say this. Often, when I read your posts, I'm reminded of my Papaw. He died Christmas morning when I was 7, so my memories of him are few and fleeting, but I do clearly remember an overwhelming feeling of love where he is concerned. I believe if he were alive today, one - my life would be drastically different due to his influence and two - I'd have an irreplaceable confidant.

Just thought I'd mention that... (^_^)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my Dad is most likely the first person I'd talk to about most things... :)

[issabellablue.livejournal.com]

Aww. What a legacy.

[uawildcatgrl.livejournal.com]

pffft...I'd probably smile and let him come to me.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

And I'm sure he would!

[rowanchey.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wouldn't even know where to start. It's been way too long...

I guess I'd just prefer the guy to be confident enough to approach me. Then if he can handle my Rowan-esque style of flirting, then he's golden. He's gotta work for it, after all. :)~

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Cool!

[dolorinterno.livejournal.com]

*looks you up and down. Licks lips!* how YOU doin'? (joey style)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

That I would have to see :D

[gaia43.livejournal.com]

"Girl, is your daddy in jail, cause like, daaaaamn!"

hehe, just kidding. Depends on the mood, but usually I dive right in and say "Hi, I'm Crys"

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

:D Straightworward is a great way to go :)

[gsharper13.livejournal.com]

Depends on the mood I'm in. Could be nice or it could go something like "Do you want to fu**?"

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

How many have you caught with the second option? ;)

[gsharper13.livejournal.com]

Having had this proven to me in a bet, I lost big time. 1 out of 10 will say yes. 9 slaps and 1 ride is better odds than all night buying drinks for nothing.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Those are very good odds!

[issabellablue.livejournal.com]

If I thought he was really cute, I'd be too shy to even look at him until I'd had a few.
Even then, he'd hafta come to me.
(At which point I'd most likely spill my drink!)

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[(Anonymous)]

Me? I tend to run hard in the opposite direction, ESPECIALLY if it looks like they're interested!!!!!!! LOL

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO! :D

[shamrocks-13.livejournal.com]

I could be cheesy and ask her if it hurt when she fell down from heaven, because she looks like an angel. *Gag*

Naw...I usually just walk up to a woman, wink and put my mouth to her ear telling her she was divine and wondered if her skin tasted as exquisite as it looked.

Usually works.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

That's an awesome line :)

[eternalxwhisper.livejournal.com]

There isn't one. I'm far to shy.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww :D